Grimes pussy rings

Grimes continues her life as a human meme today by announcing that she’s got a new line of jewelry with jeweler and sculptor Morgan Black. The first thing that they’ll sell together: “pussy rings.” They’re pictured above, and yes, they exist. They are what you think they are. I’m not even sure what else to say about this.

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  1. CARLES WAS RIGHT!!!

  2. ‘neat’ …what vending machine do you get those out of?

  3. if you didn’t hate/love grimes before, you’ll definitely hate/love her now!

    • because pussy rings!

      • I’m still indifferent…kind of like how I am with Enya and Sprite…which are the two things you mix to get Grimes.

        BTW- Anyone see her on Jools Holland? Anyone else able to notice that she “play-sync’ed”? I’m not talking about playing parts along to different backing tracks…I’m talking about faking playing parts to the tracks that are actually playing them.

        • she was awesome on jools, and its a slick show they prolly wanted her to ‘cheat’ a little specially since she’s a band-of-one…but her singing was great, all i give a fuck about.

  4. Go on and joke your jokes, they’ll be the only thing Japanese businessmen wear for the next 10 years.

  5. Reminds me of something out of The Neuromancer.

  6. That’s actually NOT what I thought they were before looking at the picture.

  7. haha look what was JUST added to her wiki page…”On April 27, 2012 Grimes announced a line of rings inspired by the vulva”

    • OK, but are they HER vulva? Because that was my first thought. Which either makes me really weird… or it makes her really weird… or both…whatever. That was my first thought.

      I guess that’s one way to get more people to pay attention to you.

      • GOOD fucking question…knowing her the little i know, i’d say FAIR chance they are haha, which…even if they’re NOT, if i were her i’d say it was her ‘model’…just for sales sake:p i know i’d be tempted to have one how awesome of a conversation piece would that be?! haha

        “wtf is THAT?’ ‘WELL, there’s this canadian chick called Grimes…well stage name, solo electronic chick, heard of her? no, you will…BUT ANYWAY …she’s awesome, and this is HER pussy! she made these…awesome huh!!!”

        “…and YES, i guess she did pull A jenna jameson..sorta…though i don’t believe these are FUNCTIONAL.”

  8. I tried for about a minute to think up the accompanying penis related jewelry product. I guess I just don’t have the gift for genitalia inspired accessories for one’s outfit.

  9. They make for a great hand job.

  10. I was gonna say “Now where are the dick rings”…but then I realized people would think that’s a completely different thing…

  11. all the colors!

  12. Ring pops maybe? or how about Gushers fruit snacks?

  13. I gonna have to just go ahead and assume these rings are molded from her pussy and the pussies of her friends.

  14. poor thing. there’s a cream for that.

  15. man, this chick is annoying.

  16. Where have those dirty fingers been?

  17. you’re really spose to wear those things horizontally though? that’s too wacky…and although i really appreciate the life-size’ness cuz i’m a guy and semi-honest (cough) …wouldn’t these be better in pendant form…et cetera?

  18. what a fucking idiot.

  19. Now you can Be a Body AND a pussy.

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