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Remembering Anna Nicole Smith (1967-2007), Five Years After Her Tragic Death
For a moment, Anna Nicole Smith seemed to embody the American dream. The rags-to-riches story behind her rise to becoming a Playboy Playmate and coveted face for Guess made her a smash hit. Her subsequent marriage to 89-year-old oil tycoon J.
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Comments (67)
  1. Ralph  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2004

    She is painful to watch. Jessica Simpson on the other hand..

  2. drunk bitch, that’s what happens when u mix Trim Spa with vodka…

    Not everyone can get sloshed and make an ass out of themselves on national TV, so hurray for Anna!

  3. carolina  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2004

    THAT WAS SO PUNK ROCK IT WAS AWESOME… I THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO HURL.. MAYBE SHE WAS ON EX OR WHO KNOWS.. BUT WHATEVER SHE WAS ON SHE WAS LOVIN LIFE.. BIG UP TO VELVET REVOLVER FOR MAKING THAT COMMENT WHICH ALL OF US WERE THINKING, “THANK GOD” AFTER SHERLY TOOK HOME THE AMA.. GWEN YOU ROCK EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN’T SING FOR SH&T BUT YOUR A BADA*S, AND SNOOP THANK YOU FOR BEING THE ONLY RAPPER THAT DIDN’T NEED A HUGE BACKDROP WITH DIAMONDS AND CHICKS..

  4. that was AWESOME.

  5. I don’t know who was worse, to be honest, the newscaster or Anna Nicole. “She needs some friends.” WTF? Local news has to beat up on Anna Nicole Smith? Tune in next week to K-Unimportant and watch us make fun of Skeet Ulrich.

  6. ahh…the power of Xanex

  7. KATU News channel 2 — big ups to Portland!

    …not a lotta news goin’ down around here, aside from a buncha rain & Ducks/Beavs next Saturday…might as well spend a minute dissing on Anna Nicole…

  8. Justin  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2004

    Hey Scott, this site would be a lot better if you banned Carolina from making comments. Anyone who directly addresses various celebrities via a website not in any way affiliated with those celebrities deserves to be cut off from communicating with the rest of the world.

  9. Andy  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2004

    word, thats my newscast.

  10. that was glorious. thank god for the internet, i can’t stomach awards shows and the internet shows me the 15 seconds that was actually worth watching.

  11. Carly  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2004

    Whoa Nelly.

  12. rachel  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2004

    watching that gives me the same sick feeling I got when I saw some passed out guy abandoned in his own puke outside of smashing pumpkins concert of ’97. (before the show evan began)

  13. Clive Braddock  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2004

    That was AWESOME! I agree with the earlier poster, definitely a punk rock moment!!!!! Thing is, I would really like a clean copy – none of that crappy commentary by local news, uncut and larger… gotta get that “like my body?” comment! Anyone know of any better links for the video?

    Clive

  14. linds  |   Posted on Nov 15th, 2004

    Isnt this how she is normaly?

  15. KATU booyah that’s my news

  16. carolina  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    F*CK YOU JUSTIN AND WHATEVER YOU THINK ABOUT ME.. I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT. IF YOU LIVE HERE IN NYC MEET ME AT MARZ BAR SO I CAN SMASH A 40 ON YOUR HEAD YOU NERD..

  17. sweetpea  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    LMAO! that is one fucked up broad!
    and how appropriate that “work it out” was played after she introduced Kanye West( although I can think of better songs he couldve done.)
    she is so greasy!
    she better chill w/ the trimspa & tanqeray. LOL

  18. janine  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    Fight it out at APT on the 23rd, I’ll be there.

  19. Anoush  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    I love Anna Nicole. She’s so innocent in a way. Drunk, yet not scary like C.Love.

    At 2 a.m. on a Saturday night, I suspect I sound just like her.

    Oh yeah, Justin -quit being a jerk. You deserve a bottle smashed over your head.

  20. hey carolina, nobody hangs out @ marz bar anymore.

  21. carolina  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    OH I’M SORRY SELENA WAS THAT B/C THE HIPSTER POLICE TOLD YOU.. WHO SAYS I HANG THERE FOR THE PEOPLE .. IF I WANTED THAT SCENCE SHIT I WOULD SEND MY ASS TO DARKROOM OR THE TRUST FUND MECA OF WANNA BE SKATERS AT MAX FISH.. I GO THERE CAUSE THE DRINKS ARE CHEAP AND SUPER STRONG AND NICOLE THE BAR TENEDER ROCKS.. SO F YOU TOO..

  22. NYCKitty  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    Carolina, I’d be happy to meet you at Marz. I like fat ugly chicks such as yourself. Maybe we can have a threesome with Anna Nicole.

  23. carolina  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    SORRY NYC KITTY BUT I’M NOT FAT I JUST HAVE A BIG ASS. AND YOU KNOW WHAT SHOW UP LET ME KNOW WHEN AND WEAR SO I CAN SEE YOUR UGLY FACE.. AND I’M NOT DEFENDING ANNA NICOLE I JUST THINK HER ACT WAS PUNK FUCKING ROCK.. BITCH..

  24. hey Carolina…don’t let these fools get to you…but if you are gonna schedule a fight, make sure Polaroid Scene covers it…

  25. CAROLINA  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    KEEP FIGHTING I LOVE IT , IT SO HIGHSCHOOL.. JUST BE CAREFUL.. I’VE BEEN KNOWN TO LEAVE BLOODY NOSES. JUST ASK THE BITCH THAT FUCKED WITH ME AT THE LE TIGRE SHOW..

  26. carolina, you’re so internet-tough! do you have a lot of muscles from typing furiously @ the keyboard all day? i bet you do. oh, work that index finger out, baby.

  27. Janine  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    I still think it’s be better at APT on the 23rd. We could even schedule a special time. (at 11:30 Scott plays “Hit Me, Baby (One More Time)” and everyone clears the floor!) I’d go to Marz to watch the fight, however. For reference, I’ll go to any bar, as long as I’ve got my people with me and we have the option of sitting. Meow alert: Does anyone even seriously say: “No one [goes to/eats at/does whatnot]” anymore? How Brett Easton Ellis is that?

  28. carolina  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    selena i got nothin but love for you. i just thought the comment you made was stupid.. i know no one goes to marz and i like it that way. No i’m not tough over the computer i walk the walk. i’m a crazy bitch. trust.. ask around.. but as much as i would bitch you out i would probaly end up making out!! :0 enough about me lets continue with anna..

  29. whoah i think carolina wants to beat me up with her lips! hubba hubba. i’m going to marz bar now.

  30. Janine  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    Once again, my attmpt to start sh!t on the internet has failed… I’m still not going to start working. (for bystanders, I’m fully aware that I have nothing to do with that whole flame-thing. That’s what starting sh!t is about.)

  31. Janine  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    I stand by my disdain for the “Nobody goes…” construction. That’s the precise moment you begin going. Until you see the first traditional B&T. Then you gotta find a new place.

  32. yeah but the thing is, nobody really ever went to marz bar. all it was good for was serving underage hardcore kids. when i was 18, i went to babyland and notell motel to drink. have you ever used the women’s room at marz bar? it’s a filth-encrusted hole in the floor.

  33. sweetpea  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    I cold not believe that interview…it’s more like anna needs some intervention!!!
    Man! I didn’t know they were putting heroine in Trimspa now! LOL.
    At the very least it seems everyone was tolerable of anna’s antics…kinda like that ol’ drunk relative that shows up at family functions………….

  34. ppl from nyc are so full of themselves…i’m glad i don’t pay $2500+ a month to rent a little shitbox called an apartment…so that i can continue to pout my lips in superiority over the B&T pariahs…

    keep destroying new york, pretentious assholes…

    snort more coke…buy more clothes

    <3,

    Nasdaq Jones

  35. oh little insecure hick from the appalachian chain: we love you too!

  36. Janine  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    I’ll consider myself warned about the Marz Bar. Never been, actually. Sounds like it would not meet seating requirement #2.

    Hey! What’s wrong with coke and clothes? …make me eat my Bret Easton Ellis burn, why-don’t-you!

  37. Mancat  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    ‘Meow alert: Does anyone even seriously say: “No one [goes to/eats at/does whatnot]” anymore?’

    You just did :)

  38. Janine  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    butt darts!?! nobody says “butt darts” anymore, we say “ass spelunkers.” this is soooo much better than the proposal I have to do.

  39. ARASHMAHARR  |   Posted on Nov 16th, 2004

    how come i never see these things happen on t.v? i missed the ashlee simpson occurrence as well.

  40. boy I’m glad I left New York.

    Yay Portland!

  41. David A  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2004

    KATU is great, I didnt know anyone else from portland was on here.

  42. shocked that someone would use the slang “hick” in a yankee town. Unless it means something different that what Im used to living in the south. Clue me in “yall”.

  43. Puddin'  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2004

    My goodness, Miss Anna Nicole seems to have broken into her grandma’s brandy or something.

    Truly, that was one of those priceless television moments that makes me get on my knees and thank sweet baby Jesus that I’m not humiliating myself on national television.

    My husband still thinks the Ashlee Simpson episode was more mortifying.

    BTW, the link to the video isn’t working anymore. Does anyone know of another location?

  44. carolina  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2004

    HEY SELENA,
    YEAH I KNOW THE BATHROOM IS GROSS BUT SO ARE THE ONES THAT ARE IN THE OTHER SHIT HOLE PLACES I LIKE TO GO TO LIKE THE HOLE.. BESIDES IF I HAVE TO GO MOST OF THE TIME I JUST SQUAT AND PISS ON THE STREET. FUCK IT. I DON’T CARE..

  45. I am ashamed of my post yesterday…I wanted to take it back.

    I just don’t like internet trolls…and when I see someone calling someone fat whom they haven’t even met, it just pisses me off till no end.

    Unless you resemble Adriana Lima IRL, you have no business calling every one “ugly” for no apparent reason…

  46. Anoush  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2004

    I invite all the NYC kidz to my hometown, Detroit- where EVERY bar is a shit hole and it’s more sanitary to piss in the alley.

  47. Anoush  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2004

    Oh yeah, and in Detroit, no one gives a shit about who/what is cool, we just like to see shows.

    Well, except for my friend who used to live with Jason from the Von Bondies-he moved to NYC where he “casually mentions” it to get girls numbers.

  48. oh nasdaq jones, you don’t know the first thing about me, do you! i think you need to work on your attempts to insult me because they really aren’t applicable. do some research:
    1. i live in brooklyn. born and raised in queens. 2. mostly straight, cohabitating with boyfriend of almost two years 3. not at all “hipster” or cool, though if you asked me three years ago, i would have considered myself so.

    basically i’ve aged out of the “cool kid” race.

    and to the person who’s questioning my usage of the term “hick”: my boyfriend’s a hick from new milford, CT! to me, it’s just someone who’s from rural parts. is there a more dangerous/serious connotation to the term?

  49. ok selena…i’m sorry, ok…

    [{}]D – have a beer on me

  50. i’m going to have six beers! it’s wednesday, afterall.

  51. Poster.Formerly.Known.As.Krick.Now.Hick  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2004

    I am a hick. Samething as a redneck, cracker, etc…, right?
    I know I am a redneck cause I redecorate my place whenever there is curbside collection. People throw away some AWESOME goodies!! ;)

  52. Anoush  |   Posted on Nov 17th, 2004

    Ugh..I love when the Enlightened People like The Jay expose us for the petty jerks we are. Thank you The Jay, you have shed some light on my pathetic existence..I shall now go drink a glass of boxed wine from a plastic cup (seriously, tho, I will)

  53. i think the fact that my boyfriend drives a pick up truck CAKED with mud makes him a hick! granted, it’s really his li’l brother’s but who’s quibbling? now i’m going to join the rodeo as the first chinese cowgirl. see y’all later.

  54. We would die for hippie chicks!

  55. John  |   Posted on Nov 18th, 2004

    Anybody from Manhattan knows, if you wanna stay away from bridge and tunnelers you definately don’t go out on Fri or Sat and even Thurs. is a little iffy. Of course if there is a good show you have to be around them. Too bad.

  56. pippincat  |   Posted on Nov 19th, 2004

    Ladies and Gents, I think we need to get back to what really matters here, which is making fun of dumb celebrities. Who’s with me?

  57. omg Anna what in goods name were u doin…. nvm i dun wanna noe… mybe you and gwen could get 2gether lol… you both seemed a lil drunk…and/or high…Lol.

  58. tess  |   Posted on Nov 20th, 2004

    I think she must be on some heavy drugs. She was so fucked up. That’s really sad. Anna Needs help and she may be crying out for it by acting so weird and silly. I can’t believe she got the guts to sniff on some shit before taking center stage on a national TV broadcast like that. Man, this girl obviously doesn’t know the word: Humiliation.

  59. o i juuuuuust waaaaaaaaanted to ….say!!! HELLOOOOOOOOO to everyoooooone!!! i’mmmmuh soooooo exciiiited to!!!!! see my ownnnn poooosting!!!
    oh, sorry guys i just get carried away…i’ve been immitating anna alot lately. (!!!!!)

  60. taylor  |   Posted on Nov 24th, 2004

    anna nicole smith is a drunky bitch. she is such a druggy. she was more than drunk; she was fuckin high off something. i bet anything she’s on heroin. has anybody noticed that she’s abmormally skinny? trimspa isn’t that magical. anna is just a scuzzy dumbass… yeah, don’t do heroin. no one wants to make an ass of theirself on live tv

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  62. Anna Nicole is hot. She was a bit trashed. Probably a bit too much fun and drink before the moment. You’ve got to give her one thing though. It takes a lot of hard work and will power to get your body in that kind of shape. Great job Anna. Hope she keeps it up and tones down the booze or whatever. Could be awesome with some guideance.
    Bob

  63. Anna Nicole is hot. Looked like too much of a good time before the show with the booze or whaterever. You’ve got to give her credit. It took a lot of hard work and discipline to get her body in that kind of shape. Great job Nicole. She could be awesome with some guidance. Hope she gets it.
    Bob

  64. AGAIN  |   Posted on Dec 21st, 2004

    Does anyone have a downloadable clip of her introduction from start to finish?????????? Thats what we all want, need, and have appreciated. Leave it to a trailer trash bitch to make the television moment of the year. Cheers and thank god for narcotics and alcohol. Thank you Annna, congratulations, you’re fabulous!

  65. Mark  |   Posted on Jan 7th, 2005

    My son has played this video over and over again. I still laugh EVERY time he plays it. Some of the phrases have become a standard saying at our house. Thanks to ANS for providing so much entertainment!

  66. Linz  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2005

    Does anyone know where I can see a clip of Anna at the AMA – I TOTALLY missed out and I’m searching everywhere – all there seems to be are pics,.. but I wanna hear what she had to slur – I love her! :)

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