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This week we revealed the year’s top metal albums (according to us) and the top tracks, videos, new acts, and crushes (according to you). We reviewed Big Boi, ranked MF Doom’s discography, remembered Ravi Shankar, listed the Pretenders’ ten best songs, and watched the surviving members of Nirvana jam with Paul McCartney. We also questioned how indie musicians can break even and you dutifully supplied some answers. After the jump, this week’s ten highest ranking comments, five lowest ranking comments, and our editors’ choices.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

#10 agentcooper | Dec 10th Score:30

It’s like asking “who voted for Bush?” to a room full of people, he won yet no hands go up.

It’s been a long time since a song has made me want to slam an oven door shut on my balls

Posted in: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Tracks Of 2012
#9 mastur splinturd | Dec 7th Score:31

For a while I thought that would embarrassing, but fuck it, this isn’t too bad. though I might switch the picture once I realize that I can’t actually smoke a piece of shit.

Posted in: Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments
#8 loose_deuce | Dec 10th Score:32

About 50 lbs.?

Posted in: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Tracks Of 2012
#5 raptor jesus | Dec 10th Score:36

Corban probably got 100 votes or something.

Posted in: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Tracks Of 2012
#4 thomasbrownester | Dec 10th Score:41

It’s pointless commenting this far down.

Posted in: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Tracks Of 2012
#3

Brad Walker | Dec 10th Score:43

Who the hell is pushing “Call Me Maybe”?

Posted in: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Tracks Of 2012
#2

Ben Cornell | Dec 10th Score:45

not always.

Posted in: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Tracks Of 2012
#1

Xtopher Allen | Dec 10th Score:49

The absence of climax is usually a bummer in any situation. :/

Posted in: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Tracks Of 2012

THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5 copy_paster_cat | Dec 11th Score:-20

Wait, Frank Ocean is also straight (on one side…), yeah… Sorry, not well-thought comment.

Posted in: Watch Frank Ocean Cover Radiohead’s “Fake Plastic Trees”
#4 copy_paster_cat | Dec 11th Score:-21

Pretty sure Thom Yorke is straight, he has wife and all that.

Posted in: Watch Frank Ocean Cover Radiohead’s “Fake Plastic Trees”
#3 copy_paster_cat | Dec 11th Score:-23

What’s with his face? It’s pink! The ’cover’ (wow, it’s so short, I bet we all could have better lives even if you udidn’t post it) pretty cringeworthy. Stick to your generic Def Jam smooth contemporary R&B beats. Have you even been in England, at night, did you se its depressing sights? This guy is gonna do everything for publicity now as hype for Channel Orange is beginnign to fade… Next stop: Grammys. Next stop: sophomore slump. Next stump: going to absence. Next stop: people realizing what an overrated bollocks of album that was.

Posted in: Watch Frank Ocean Cover Radiohead’s “Fake Plastic Trees”
#2 crabtron | Dec 10th Score:-23

The poor quality of their music suggests otherwise.

Posted in: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Tracks Of 2012
#1

Rahbrrt Kahtinn | Dec 13th Score:-26

Is it just a coincidence that many of those women look like they have Down Syndrome?

Posted in: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Indie Rock Crushes Of 2012

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR’S CHOICE (SCOTT)

Ben Cornell | Dec 13th Score:11

paul’s story reminds me of this one time when scottie pippen called me up and was like, “hey cornell, you wanna play some ball?” and i was like, “sure, i’m down.” then some other guy with all these piercings and crazy tattoos showed up, and he was pulling down boards left and right. and they kept saying, “we haven’t done this for years.” and i was like, “done what?”

then, it finally hit me: i was in the middle of a 2nd 3-peat bulls reunion. and i was jordan! crazy, i tell you.

Posted in: Watch Nirvana & Paul McCartney Debut “Cut Me Some Slack” At 12-12-12: The Concert For Sandy Relief

THIS WEEK’S EDITOR’S CHOICE (AMRIT)

kilgore trout | Dec 11th Score:0

When is Brandon Flowers gonna learn? You find yourself at odds with Eric Roberts over a girl just give up and move on. You’re gonna lose.

Posted in: The Killers – “Miss Atomic Bomb” Video
 
Comments (47)
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  2. Ben Cornell’s editor’s choice comment is the greatest thing.

  3. At risk of down votes (and since the albums list for Gummy users is nowhere to be found)….here is my list…

    http://samlovesmusic.wordpress.com/2012/12/14/lists-the-top-25-albums-of-2012/

  4. thank you Caroline, for being attractive enough to get me in the top comments…. all credit goes to you and your maker

  5. Much appreciated! Love for Frank Ocean truly has no boundaries here, that’s something I got.

  6. Getting started on next week’s most downvoted comment: Ke$ha’s Warrior is pretty effing good.

  7. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH> BUmPIN SoME GuCCI MAnERIGHT TNOW

  8. WHAT’S BROWN AND RHYMES WITH SNOOP?

    DR DRE

  9. This is Ross Farar of CEREMONY’s year end list. All of your favorites are on it, of course:

    1. Dawn of Humans – Blurst of the Bird Fish EP
    2. Savages – Husbands EP
    3. Tronics – Love Backed by Force LP (reissue)
    4. Burning Sensation – S/T LP
    5. Constant Mongrel – Everything Goes Wrong LP
    6. Total Control – Scene From a Marriage EP
    7. Sauna Youth – Dreamlands LP
    8. Creative Adult – Dead Air EP
    9. Spitting Image – Valley Floor EP
    10. Slut River – Off White EP
    11. Coffin Pricks – S/T EP
    12. Feedtime – The Aberrant Years (box set)
    13. Dark Times – S/T EP
    14. Eagulls / Mazes – split EP
    15. Frederick Seidel – Poems: 1959-2009

  10. crabtron  |   Posted on Dec 14th, 2012 0

    It was determined that the quality of their music was not poor, nor did it suggest otherwise.

  11. the morissey pic, the pointless commenting so far down comment, caroline polachek, and of course the reunited bulls comment. what a week! its been a pleaure ladies and gentleman, you may rest peacefully this weekend.

  12. but before I go…EXPRESS YOURSELF WAS ONE OF THE BEST DAMN VIDEOS OF THE YEAR

  13. Ben Cornell was robbed, that 90s Bulls comparison is some funny shit!

  14. Hey, does anyone know if Bruno Mars has a new album out?

    OH, SNIZZAP…THANKS, STEREOGUM AD BUYERS!

  15. shout out to masturd splinturd 4 ever / 4 always

  16. I called the RSPCA today and said, “I’ve just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs.”

    “That’s terrible,” she replied. “Are they moving?”

    “I’m not sure, to be honest,” I said, “But that would explain the suitcase.”

  17. I’m kind of proud that the first time I got a top rated comment, it’s because I made a sex joke. Awesome!

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