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  • The 10 Biggest Band Beefs Of 2012
10. Courtney Love Vs. Lana Del Rey

C-Lo is still the queen of beef, even though her bizarre and inane rants have grown increasingly hysterical; her on-off relationship with Twitter has led to many SMH moments over the past couple years. In 2012 she accused former Nirvana skinsman (and current Nirvana Featuring Paul McCartney timekeeper) Dave Grohl of seducing her daughter -- later dismissed by Frances Bean herself, who stated, "Twitter should ban my mother." But that was the height of good taste compared to La Love's reaction (via Twitter, of course) to dead-eyed chanteuse Lana Del Rey's cover of "Heart-Shaped Box." Tweeted @Courtney to LDR: "you do know the song is about my Vagina right? throw down your umbilical noose so i can climb right back umm … so umm next time you sing it, think about my vagina will you?" As I wrote at the time:

FWIW I don't think anyone who's ever heard "Heart-Shaped Box" and knew even an inkling of context had any doubt that it was about Courtney Love's vagina, even though most of us have probably tried to ignore that when we listen it, because it makes a depressing song even more depressing, among other things. Moreover, it's gross that a widow whose husband took his own life is on Twitter bragging that he referred to her vagina as a "noose" in a violently soul-wrenching song. But that's Courtney for ya.

Having said all that, I totally disagree with Frances Bean here! Twitter should never ban Courtney Love. This list (and our timelines) would feel horribly incomplete without her.

Argue all you like about the quality of music produced in 2012, but no one can deny the truly outstanding beefs to which we bore witness in The Year That Was. Social media has made those dust-ups easier and more immediate, of course; 40 percent of our 10 Biggest Band Beefs Of 2012 started or built steam on Twitter and/or Facebook. (That percentage would be at an even half if either blogs or online poker-discussion forums were considered “social media.”) The other half started either in traditional media or in real life — as it happens, both IRL confrontations included on this list ended in physical violence.

It was that kinda year: A lot of people talking a lot of smack on Twitter; a small handful showing up at the club with a knife or an agenda. Perhaps most interestingly, though, the beefs that claimed our Nos. 1, 2, and 3 spots centered not on petty personal melodramas, but industry-based outrage. These were vocal and heated disagreements whose roots lay in a fundamental philosophical divide over new technology. Laugh all you like about the words and actions of parties on either or both sides — heck, I laughed plenty myself; it’s the best medicine! — but the questions at the cores of those feuds are Big Ones: What are the responsibilities of the artist, the industry, the audience? None of these beefs led to bloodshed, but the revolution’s most explosive moments are likely in its future.

But we’re not here to speculate — we’re here to look back on a year of sweet beefery. So let’s get started. The Countdown kicks off here.

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  2. One of the funniest tweet beefs that escaped most people’s attention because it happened on a Saturday morning was between Dylan Baldi of Cloud Nothings and Ed Droste of Grizzly Bear. Baldi tweeted out that all of the people in attendance at his show looked like Grizzly Bear fans (a.k.a. boring) and Droste called him out for shit talking. It was politely resolved, but personally, I don’t think it really was. It was more like an, “Oops! I didn’t think anyone from Grizzly Bear would actually read this so I’ll pretend I’m easing things over” sorta polite PR fix.

  3. Albini is the man.

  4. Who won this beef though?

  5. a personal favourite of mine is Dâm-Funk Vs. Kanye/Jay-Z/Tyler on artists using the “N word” in their work.

    Dâm-Funk: “I’m tired of people making songs like ‘Niggas in Paris’. You’ve got millionaires like Kanye and Jay-Z who still have the nerve to use that kind of word and have the whole world running around talking about niggas in Paris. What are you doing? You got millions, fool. What are you doing making my race look bad? You don’t ever hear people say ‘Kikes in Paris’, ‘Chinks in Paris’, ‘Wetbacks in Paris’? So why do you degrade my race and my people? I’m tired of it, I’m not degrading my black people in my music, I won’t. I won’t be like those other coons doing it right now.”

    In audio:

  6. this list reveals how many people spent a better part of last year picking on Lana Del Ray (including myself). I bet she loves the attention. Next year we should pick on Blake Schwarzenback for a Jawbreaker reunion tour.

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  8. not really a ‘band (vs. band) beef’ but my one and only favorite was from early November when Hamilton Leithauser fighting off 3 guys in Lisbon that tried to mug him in a park. He managed to get one of the would-be mugger’s cell phone and posted a pic of it the @TheWalkmen twitter saying he would be ‘throwing it in the river’. Of all the easy targets in a park you go after the 6’4″ dude who looks perpetually like he wants to kick someone’s ass??

  9. My favorite was the Texas police vs. Fiona Apple, and that horribly misogynistic letter the officer wrote to Fiona that wound up online.

  10. Danny Brown vs. Whatever Knocked Out His Teeth

  11. Lana Del Rey Vs. Ambien

  12. what about Die Antwoord vs. Lady Gaga?

  13. brb gotta pee

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