7. Silver Plated Unknown Pleasures Ring

Goth is the color of my true love’s heart, clearly, if she’s wearing one of these. Condensing the iconic design of Unknown Pleasures into a curio ring actually isn’t a bad idea: there’s something nice about a shrunken visual representation of a pulsar star’s spectral emissions squeezed into a relatively affordable hunk of metal. So much weighty cosmic significance for such a little doodad, and you can wear it anywhere your discontented heart should take you.