5. Baltimore Ravens/Sex Pistols Mash-Up T-Shirt

OK, let’s stipulate that this item doesn’t necessarily make intuitive sense. Not immediately. Not when dealing with the matter in the most surface of interpretations. But take a look under the hood, and it all begins to come together. Longstanding underdog Baltimore and its Super Bowl-bound Ravens conflated alongside Johnny Rotten’s working class London of late 1970s. The anarchic, eyesore that is the Maryland state flag juxtaposed with the in-your-face fashions of Malcolm McLaren. The hectic, badgering assault of the Ravens’ frightening brickbat defense, coupled with the Pistols all-out, no-prisoners musical barrage. The image of the crazed, barking coach John Harbaugh behaving as any lupine mad rabble rouser would. No — this shirt is exactly perfect. Even if you aren’t a fan of either the Baltimore Ravens or the Sex Pistols, you should definitely own this article. It’s living history and cross-cultural art in balance. Plus, murder conviction or no, you don’t want to piss off Ray Lewis.