7. No Future Tie

Inspired by the Pistols’ acid reimagining of the de facto British national anthem “God Save The Queen,” this cravat lays bare some bold truths. One priceless component of the designer’s ad for this essential accessory is that he or she thinks it would be ideal for a child’s back-to-school wardrobe. Well, it ain’t exactly a Trapper Keeper, but on the other hand, every institution houses its young revolutionaries, and any young misfit who can actually tie a tie has the potential to change the world.