4. Prince/Michael Jackson T-shirt

Okay, so it looks like the wisenheimer who posted this has already taken the time to explain the presumed levity inherent in Prince’s face appearing on a shirt whose text reads “Michael Jackson.” Per the captions: “THAT IS NOT MICHAEL JACKSON PICTURED, IT IS PRINCE. Wow. Mind = Blown, right?” Anyway, we’re going to go ahead and take the opposing view — this isn’t funny at all! What kind of a sick twist would find this evil fraud remotely comical? Is it not difficult enough to get through your average day without some would-be “out of the box” designer perpetrating a creepy mindfuck by interposing the name and image of two American soul icons? Why is this funny??? Still, that isn’t to say that under the right circumstances, something like this couldn’t be useful. We are thinking sinister, Zero Dark Thirty types of thoughts now…