9. Toy Box
For those prospective parents looking to take every measure to prevent the off chance that their children will actually enjoy the cool music of the day, here's this highly indoctrinating rock and roll toy chest with Bono, Mick Jagger, and Bruce Springsteen prominently featured on the front. Like Pavlov's dog, your child will invariably develop positive association with these legends, for they are the gatekeepers to all of the toys. (Seller is not responsible for uncontrollable drooling every time the lid is opened).