Relive the magic from the first MTV Awards down under, where Natalie Imbruglia glows, Daniel Johns plunders, and the bloke from Midnight Oil is happy to leave the treehouse for a night … Ja Rule comes straight from robbing a bank … Anna Nicole throws some Trimspa on the barbie, paints her tits (NSFW, mate) … some dude wins an award from a midget clown … Green Day beat Spiderbait for Best Rock Video, pretend to care … Kelly In Oz looks fitbreathing is overrated anyway, right?

Comments (23)
  1. ozzy  |   Posted on Mar 3rd, 2005 0

    about time those osbourne kids got on a damn diet – i mean you are rich! jesus.

  2. Now, between Insane Clown Posse, Slipknot, R. Kelly, and that Phantom of the Opera looking guy in the St. Lunatics… this face mask/face painting thing is getting to be a bit overplayed… and you know how unoriginal Ja Rule is… he’ll probably finally catch on to the “trucker cap” fad sometime next year…

    And as for Kelly Osbourne, I suspect that she had a few ribs removed, harking back to days of yore, to be able to fit into that hideous corset and still be able to stand up.

  3. niki  |   Posted on Mar 3rd, 2005 0

    are natalie and daniel still together?

    and kelly looks tacky in that corset that isn’t flattering her figure AT ALL.

  4. what the hell is on the bottom of anna nicole’s breasts? some sorta cellophane? weirdsville.

  5. when is natural selection going to get the best of Anna Nicole Smith.. She’s giving hope to others that are better off pushing up daisies…

    Speaking of, does anyone know where I can buy a download of Ween’s push the little daisies song? iTunes doesn’t have it and other sites make me have to download some kind of jukebox first…

  6. sweetpea  |   Posted on Mar 3rd, 2005 0

    Kelly looks like a mess..Jack has improved..he doesnt look good..don’t get me wrong…he’s just “improved”

    Anna is a mess, but at least she has a neck now!
    why oh why would they have ja rule perform…*shakes head*

  7. dsp  |   Posted on Mar 3rd, 2005 0

    i think kelly looks good in the black dress

    ja’s gotta wear the mask cause he’s gonna get shot by fiddy’s mob if he shows his face in public

  8. i’d reckon the “weirdness” under anna nicole’s heaving bosom is tape (it’s a widely known trick to support large boobs w/o having to resort to a bra) that’s been covered with concealer or derma-blend or something to match her skintone.

    also, a corset can work wonders (as a former domme, i KNOW) but it’s not going to help your “singing,” kelly.

  9. smitty  |   Posted on Mar 3rd, 2005 0

    yeah, daniel and natalie are STILL married. ugh. haha.
    although he looks a little…strange…

  10. Grimmone  |   Posted on Mar 3rd, 2005 0

    Kelly looks like a drag queen version of Betty Page!

  11. Grimmone  |   Posted on Mar 3rd, 2005 0

    Anna Nicole looks way too skinny. I kinda dug her in her playmate days when she looked like a throw back to Jayne Manisfeild.

  12. anna’s gotta make that money now…and what better place than in Oz.

  13. boski  |   Posted on Mar 3rd, 2005 0

    Peter Garrett, come back to us. Please get the band back together. We need another Blue Sky Minning or Deisel and Dust. Just like ODB, Midnight Oil is for children.

  14. Jess  |   Posted on Mar 3rd, 2005 0

    I think you mean Spiderbait, not Spiderbite.

  15. Blu  |   Posted on Mar 3rd, 2005 0

    Push The Little Daisies by Ween. I saw that video on Beavis and Butthead, and wanted to shoot the lead singer in the face.

  16. Push The Little Daisies was totally on B & B, just like Primus “My name is Mud”

    Seriously where can we get the Daisy song?

  17. Am I the only one who sees the guy from midnight oil and confuses him with this movie star?

  18. i had no idea that jack osbourne had more work done on his arm. he’s on his way to a full sleeve. damn! awesome.

    kelly, and her pin-up wigs, belong in the trash.

  19. Mancat  |   Posted on Mar 9th, 2005 0

    daniel johns looks like a rock version of justin timberlake. at least johns can write stuff.

  20. BeavisOnCrack  |   Posted on Mar 9th, 2005 0

    Kelly O has been wearing a corset in every pic for awhile now. Why dont she just go on a damn diet? I hate her so much. Her head is bigger than her whole body.. and the wigs! AWFUL, damn she is awful. Im suprised she dident try to kick Natalie’s ass, because Kelly’s sister Aimee (sp) used to date Johns, until Natalie came along, and he dumped Aimee for her. LOL I rememeber reading somewhere that Kelly said if she ever saw her in public she would kick her ass. It was a couple of years ago, but Kelly should keep her word, but I guess she was too chicken shit.

  21. I just wanna say that I thought that the awards were crap – I mean Australia can get better than those D – List celebrities. The only decent person there (with the exception of Xzibit and Carmen Electra – you guys rock) was Delta Goodrem. And that whore Anna Nicole, she did get all the attention she wanted, just in another way, lol. And Kelly Osbourne could just get lypo-suction if she doesn’t wanna eat less – why sacrafice her voice (well, she never really sounded that good anyway – lol). Lastly, I would just like to congratulate Delta Goodrem and Brian McFadden for a great performance. Ps. Next time Australia will try to get hosts that can read and not stuff up when there is like 4 of those sad, ugly Osbournes.

  22. I think all of you guys are being slack – Kelly Osbourne is hot (way hotter than Carmen Electra). Also, there is nothing wrong with Anna Nicole Smith – she has great breasts and that cellophane stuff was just makeup to cover her scar from when she had implants. Also, I would like to say the Osbournes were great as hosts – they are really good readers! Good Job

    As you would have noticed – this was all BULLSHIT!

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