9. Nirvana Guitar T-Shirt Onesie/Swimsuit

Right, OK. So what we’ve got here is the repurposing of an old Nirvana T-shirt into a whole ‘nother clothing item. We’ve seen this before, but never a silhouette quite like this. According to the seller, “TShreds,” this erstwhile T-shirt of the body of a guitar with the Nirvana logo printed on it has been shredded into a form-fitting onesie/leotard/liner-free swimsuit (????!!!), complete with diamond cutaways on the sides and a revealing back. And despite all of these attributes and seeming endless possibilities for wearable moments, it seems sort of impractical, more fitting for the Sunset Strip than Sub Pop, unless you are Tawny Kitaen, in which case, you can probably work it anywhere.