Janice Dickinson Almost Kills A Top Model

Every Wednesday it’s the same thing. I wanna watch West Wing, but lose out to Eliza and her America’s Next Top Model. Fortunately last night’s episode contained a truly historic moment in reality TV. Janice Dickinson almost killed someone.

Poor Rebecca collapsed just as the judges began dishing out the constructive bitchicism. Her eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fell backwards like a board.

Top Model = Fear Factor for hotties with low self esteem. Next week: Miss Tyra forcefeeds Kahlen until she passes out.