10. BRITNEY: There’s never-before-seen footage of me wrestling an alligator.
9. KEVIN: Unlike those Desperate Housewives chicks, we’re not, like, 60 years old.
8. BRITNEY: It’s like American Idol except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul.
7. KEVIN: In the first episode, you can see my ass.
6. BRITNEY: I’m hot.
5. KEVIN: She’s hot.
4. BRITNEY & KEVIN: We haven’t had nearly enough media coverage.
3. BRITNEY: It’s gotta be better than this show.
2. KEVIN: If enough people tune in, maybe my wife will make out with Madonna again.
1. BRITNEY: In the season finale, you’ll find out that Dave is the father of my baby – oops.
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they’ve got me sold
my wife wanted to watch… i couldn’t make it through the second commercial break. perhaps the most excruciating television experience of my life. i tried.
wow i cant believe they let her air that. its wayyy more than we needed to see
I feel like killing myself for watching that. And no, that’s not a pun on my fake e-mail address..
these wiggas is retarded. what a waste of an hour. i thought the fact that she’s an oversexed smoker with bad skin was known.
It’s good that they’re able to poke fun at themselves. Having said that, I still didn’t watch the damn show.
Featuring Mo the Bodyguard as “The Soothsayer”
Anyone got any links to clips for us brits?
i don’t have any clips, but i did watch the show and found it horrifyingly fascinating. the show featured: clips of britney lip synching on tour, ultra-nasty-close-up shots britney took of her own damn self, the beginning of her relationship with her freeloader husband plus white trashily revealed information about their sex life, plus britney asking the audience the most retarded question in the world: “can you handle my truth?”
There were some parts where I thought she was going to be okay, like maybe just a little hyper, and then she would always ruining by doing something stupid. They both just acted like teenagers in their first relationship.
stereogum likes dave matthews band? agh…
It was hilariously entertaining in a weird kinda way. I actually liked her better after watching it.
They can make a point! Now i want to watch the show!
http://www.ubritney.com/
you can download the video there
Whapack, I agree. I thought it was fabulous.
A couple things:
*we know she smokes…big whoop. Most all Hollywood types smoke.
*We know she had bad skin. Big deal!
*I fondly remember the relationship I was in at that age and yes, the sex was frequent, and I did like to talk about it with my friends. Would I have aired those conversations on TV, no, but that’s her perogative.
I think she’s so much smarter than most people give her credit for! I will be tuning in every week and I’m not much of a TV watcher…
edit –
HAS bad skin, not “had”.
Sorry!
Olivia,
That woman is a genius we all have to give her credit she has no tallent at all and she can sell millions of albuns and she can´t sing but everybody want to go watch her concerts, and that bad skin, is just awful but everyone thinks she is gorgeous.
I just give up, She isn´t stupid at all, everybody loves Milly Vanilly!
yes, she’s really smart. secretly. isn’t that the same point people try to make about jessica simpson?
her horrific accent, her insane theories about love, her “truth” – these are all part of a surprisingly savvy business strategy designed to catapult her back into the limelight.
perhaps the main reason we so disgracefully misunderestimate britney is because she feels it necessary to puncuate every sentence with that skin-crawlingly annoying laugh of hers.
that, and the fact that she made pig faces twice in the span of a one hour show
it was the saddest piece of tv i’ve ever sat through.
it was like upn asked, “um, you sure you guys want us to air this?”
“sure ya’ll!”
“okay, it’s your careers…”
I didn’t say she was a genius, but “…so much smarter than most people give her credit for”. I don’t think she’s Mensa material (but if Paris Hilton is, then who are we to judge?!), but she has made some choices that have increased her appeal and fortune. She’s either made them herself or has been smart enough to hire the right people.
I knew implying Britney was smart would get the same response as if I called Ashlee talented!
Jessica Simpson makes my skin crawl. There’s no logic behind taste, is there?!
During the first 15 minutes or so, I thought this show was painful to watch. As it went on, I kind of felt sorry for britney for being white trashy/ugly/dumb/maybe a little crazy, but as it went on, she seemed to become a little more normal, although still immature. Someone in her “camp” must have some brains, because this is all just some big promotion for her and kevin, who is going to release his own rap album later this year and they will continue making millions. Great!(said with sarcasm).
I unfortunately landed on it while channel-surfing. I lasted not quite 2 minutes before deciding it was the tv version of a really bad blog: “It’s raining in London. Ick. Kevin’s in the shower. People interpret what they see in their own way.” Really? Really?? White trash is as white trash does, and then videotapes it.
I made a point of attempting to watch, but as soon as she was sitting on the bed with her, well I guess, hair dresser talking about their opinions on marriage, and when he (she?) said that the only good thing about it was the health coverage I turned the channel in sheer terror.
Forget flushing the Koran they should show this at Camp X-Ray.
I like K-Fed and Brits deep “tipsy” conversation about Eminem, who kevin thinks is a genius, brit not so much. Also “how do you work the zoom y’all” someone should teach her how to use a camera because I felt sea sick watching it.
Watching that show was like watching a horrible car accident. You don’t REALLY want to watch it, but for some reason you just can’t help yourself. I want that hour of my life back.
I normally like this sort of thing (I found the Nick & Jessica show and the Anna Nicole Smith one incredibly entertaining) but this made me downright *uncomfortable* to watch.
I realized that the difference is that with Jessica/Anna Nicole, the subjects realized they were being made fun of for their ditziness, and played it up good-naturedly. But here, Britney clearly doesn’t realize that everybody’s laughing at her, not with her. There’s not even a hint of self-deprecation or irony. It just made me feel sorry for her.
I had been looking forward to watching it, but I actually had to turn it off about halfway through.
haha ! i wanna see this . anyone got torrent link for the show ? pls ? hehe
I have more respect for Britney after watching that show. I had no idea that she is a high-functioning retard. It’s amazing that she’s achieved so much, despite her disability.
hahahahahahahahahahahaaha!
“They look like boobs, BUT THEY’RE MY KNEES, Y’ALL!!”
LOL!
Did it seem to anyone that the show was out of sequence in an attempt to piece together the story thier selling?
4 seconds in I got my roommate to agree that the show would be horrific, and bad for the human race.
I am so very pleased to announce that the ratings were just as horrific! H00ray for the human race! Today is a good day.
Thanks for the information buzz, there still hope for human beings affter all…
That show like brit brit is so full of BS!
I thought it served as an EXCELLENT reminder that she’s just a dumb 23 year old kid who, like every other dumb 23 year old kid, thinks she knows everything and is the center of the universe. The show would be better if it was only a half hour and they ditched the interviews, but it wasn’t all that bad.
And until I heard her singing in the makeup chair I didn’t even know she could. That little impromptu torch song was a gajillion times better than anything she’s ever released.
That alligator line should’ve been #1 by far.
the shakiness of the camera made me so nauseous i couldn’t watch the whole thing
And we wonder why there is a Jihad against us.
“Stereogum likes Dave Matthews?” Apparently! What gives anyways he’s ultra-talented and has a unique sound. I know I’m a fan, but…I also love Britney. I want a pimped out pink flying hummer! She has impeccable taste in automobiles.
All I can say is I have that set to tivo every damn week! What a hot mess, the sheer insanity of the show is perfect. Seems like she’s found her media smoke screen to keep us talkin about something till the baby is born. I love to hate to love this stuff.
Her knees looked nothing like boobs…her boobs also looked nothing like boobs.
I think she should be a full time painting interpreter.
britney talking about sex made me puke in my mouth a little. gross!
Like a virgin my ass! That brit brit is a ho! I won´t be surprise if k-Fed cheat on her sorry pregnant ass, he did it to his ex!
Wow, I thought that was just one long commercial for Dramamine.
I’m still trying to decide if she’s a marketing genius or a full fledged moron.
Nothing like watching someone react to having their first orgasm on nation tv.
Nothing like watching someone react to having their first orgasm on national tv.
imposter! i wrote no such thing about dmb.
my favorite part is that there was no mention of shar at all. like britney says ” i wouldn’t go on tour without him” let’s just all forget about the fact that he was ditching his seven month pregnant girlfriend and sweep it under the rug like it’s no big deal. Nowhere on the show did they mention his kids
Good point but like all dead beat dads, the kids just don’t fit into his new exciting lifestyle.
you people are crazy, that was awesome!! why have you been paying such close attention to her all this time if you aren’t interested in seeing what’s behind the scenes? she is so cute and funny. not smart, but terribly honest. hilarious in the same way that her “letters of my truth” were. loves it
She could be hiding weapons of mass destruction in those pores of hers. I think the Proactive is working y’all!
She could be hiding weapons of mass destruction in those pores of hers. I dont think the Proactive is working y’all!
My favorite moment:
“I keer boutchu. I keer.”
Nothing like getting a good look up someone’s nose while they tell you thay keer.
The biggest revelation? Kevin DOES shower. At least he has…once. Or maybe he just showers when he’s overseas.
My favorite moment? A tie between “They look like boobies… but it really just my knees!” and the random hotel employee who interrupted Brit’s attempt to explain her first “marriage” with a “I know…I read about it.” HA!
PS I spent the first 27 years of my life in Fresno, and NEVER heard a southern accent on anyone who wasn’t originally from the south. Me thinks Kev has a case of Madonna-itis, y’all.
Ever since Britney came on to the music scene her former manager, Larry Rudolph said that he tried to “CAREFULLY HIDE THE FACT THAT, UNDERNEATH THE IMAGE, BRITNEY IS A DRUNKEN CLONE OF “ELLY MAY CLAMPETT” (FROM THE “BEVERLY HILLBILLIES) He would have told her not to do the show.
For M83 and anybody else who was looking for a torrent of the show, here’s one:
http://www.torrentspy.com/search.asp?mode=torrentdetails&id=298922
I hate Kevin and always will. However Britney acts like a seventh grade little immature boy who is just now hitting puberty and I find her hilarious. So I will be watching next weeks show.
I thought the show was AWESOME!!!! And as far as Britney being ugly and having ?Bad skin? you fat asses are just jealous.
Ok people, you are all so stupid!! Britney is just like any other annoying girl in this world! why make fun of her? She has a great voice, and by watching that show, i feel like i know her more! If she lived in my town, i would so be her best friend, but thats just me. But i think the point shes trying to make by showin us her life is that shes normal, and has the same desires we do. People may think shes a slut, or a whore, or what not, but if you go to a club at night, you’ll find girls even prittier than her dancing as dirty as her! whats the big deal??? anyways, i love britney, shes my hero!!! lol, by y’all!
*fav qoute of first show was: “they look like boobs….. BUT THERE MY KNEES Y”ALL!” lol!
Here’s to having your cake and eating it too. Britney:
1. Is a pop singer who can’t sing.
2. Rose to fame as jailbait who didn’t screw.
3. Has now started a reality show that’s about as genuine as her boobies.
Enough. It’s time for her to kindly step away from the spotlight.
Alex easy on the crack smoking pall! Have you EVER heard her music? She CAN´T sing or speak and her voice isn´t great, she can´t even perform her crap music live how can she have a great voice?! And she sound like a rettard person. I feel bad for her fans that pay good money on records and concerts and she just don´t care enough to sing her songs…
I watched the show…why I have no clue?!? I was appalled! Sex, smoking, taking pictures of Kevin in the shower, talking about her sex life?!? TMI BRITNEY!!!
I think Britney is a looser…what ever happened to the sweet innocent girl I loved years back….now she is all talking about sex and smoking?!? I guess if sex sells?!?
Isn’t she pregnant?!? Should she be smoking???
It makes me ill to think millions of her young fans are going to be watching her reality show!! She is really teaching them a lot ! Kevin is such a good role model too! Between the two of them our youth is really going to go in the right direction!
I guess when you have fame, money and the looks you rule the world and your fans…
i didn’t catch the show, but from what I’m hearing about it seems really nastay. Dang, o.k britany, get a life!
Does anybody even like her besdies the lfmoa guys that think she’s hot?!
i really dont give a crap about her life, but then again, who am i to judge her?!
I wanted to watch this show to see Brit and Kev hook-up, but I changed it about 10 minutes in and forgot to switch back. C’est la vie. I feel no loss and after reading the posts here I am feeling more relieved that I didn’t waste my brain cells watching Chaotic and instead wasted them elsewhere on Cable.
brittney can suk my thang
i hate brittney so f%$*ing much she can lick my a$$
WHOR
what is the diff between brittney and a moskito
when u hit the moskitoit it stops sucking
First of all, I love Britney. I always have and always will. I am not fond of Kevin at all, but I don’t have to be. He’s not my husband. I think it is rediculous that so many of you are posting comments talking about Britney’s skin. If you enjoy trying to tear people down, that’s your business, I think it’s disgusting.
i think that britney is so Cute!! i look up to her in alot of ways and give her credit for all of her hard work. Yeah she has made mistakes that im sure she regrets, but dont we all? she is just an ordinary person like me or you.. good job Brit!!! we love you
If people want to talk about her skin, or what a whore she is, they can. That’s what being in the public eye means. Not that I always agree with how the media portrays stars. She is a public figure, and she is making an ass out of herself. The fact that this message board exsists is more publicity for her, so yes, while she isn’t very smart, she does have a great PR person.
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Whatever Britney is doing, she must be doing right or many of you would not waste your time badmouthing her on this board or watching the show. I happened to like the show. It was an actual REALITY show…not a staged, isolated, sorry excuse for one that we are used to seeing. In reality, I think all of you are upset that she isn’t a martyr. Britney is a normal person, and acts how anyone her age would (except she has a lot more money than most). Just because she jokes around and acts immature doesn’t mean she doesn’t have feelings or can’t have fun. Hell, if that is the case, all 23 year olds must suck. Do yourselves a favor, admit you are fascinated by her or get a life…
Here’s a message to Britney and Kevin just stop we don’t really need anymore for the both of you. Please do us that favor and just go do something don’t waste our time with garbage. Please we all beg of you.
WOW THAT SHOW WAS PRETTY RETARTED.. BRITTANY NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO HOLD A CAMERA AND MAKE SOME INTERESTING FUN TO WATCH STUFF GO ON.. PRETTY STUPID AND POINTLESS SHOW IF U ASK ME.. MAKES ME SICK TO WATCH IT CUZ ITS BORING AND SOMEONE CANT FILM WORTH SHIZ
OKAY JIMMY WELL IT ASKED WAT WE THOUGHT OF THE SHOW CHILL..
i dont know why i even watched it 4,anyway
brittney is such a slut
and kevin is so fukin ugly
brittney can kiss ma big latin ass,so fuck with that bitches
I think it’s fascinating that everyone hates britney so much that they take the time to post long comments about how gross she is, when in reality she’s beautiful, alot of people have a few pimples, GET OVER IT! if you don’t like her or here “bad skin” don’t watch the show, no one is making you, and don’t sit and talk crap on it. Your life really isn’t over because she’s successful. You’re gonna make it i promise.
I think for all you people who have nothing better to do than to trash Britney or anyone else need to take a serious look in the mirror and figure out what is wrong with your own life. I think Britney is beautiful and sexy. I love her and I didnt even see her show. Dont judge others. I am sure all you people have perfect skin, perfect bodies, and great voices. Probably not. She doesnt have to have a voice like Celine
Dion to be great and successful. She is a fabulous entertainer among many other talents, I’m sure. I think she is a person who is in her early twenties, who has a lot of money and success but someone who struggles with the same things we all struggle with. I am sure she still has many dreams, wishes, regrets and deep hidden insecurities like everyone of us has. I bet she loves her family, and loves her extravagant life, but in her heart she is just like the rest of us. We need to stop bashing eachother and come together and make a difference in our world. Change somebodys life for the better, dont say things out of jealousy or that youll regret. JUST SPEAK THE TRUTH.
Ok. I dont like britney or anything. I agree with most of you on how white trashy she is even though i didnt even see the show…However..who are you guys to judge her. Even if she doesnt have talent…shes making millions of dollars…can you say the same? I dont respect her or anything but sje does what she does and aparently she does it well. im just trying to say that you guys are just as white trash as she is for wasting your time and writing your opinions about her…and i guess that yes….thats unfortunately including me…sorry
WOW. Britney is a moron, clearly. Too bad she isn’t naturally gorgeous like Jessica Simpson…then people might excuse the stupidity a bit. But this shit is sick for younger girls to see.
brittany spears is a slut, i am surprised her baby is makin it. i hate her!!!!!!!!!!!!
the song i want to give 2 brittany is “i hate u bitch!!!”
Well its clear to see that the station that allowed her to show it has nothing more interesting to show then britney and her 5 minute marriage. whats next? Jessica and Nicks show was acctualy good! this is poor she cant even hold a camera without making me sick. she is a good singer in some retrospect.when she isnt lip singing. and yes she is pretty! I dont like how she talks in the show very bad for younger veiwers. just my thought Im not bashing her!
People need to stop hating on Britney….for real! She is a sucessful Music Artist, who has sold millions of albums and is currently into producing fragerences, which are highly sought after by women of all ages. Now i did see the show on UPN, and i have to say i agree with just about everyone. She is showing us her life with Kevin, all the way up to their narriage. Some of the sex talk, i do feel would be not siuted for younger viewers. My responce…DONT LET KIDS WATCH IT!! Britney and Kevin are adults, and they can do whatever the hell they decide to do. They are showing the viewers “Their Truth”, and if what you see upsets, or comes at you as offensive, then tune out! People need to stop ragging on her and let her be.
She is just a young lady living her life like everyone else And just because she is Famous dosen’t give people the right to judge her. You all just need to get over yourself and move on Comments are always nice and welcomed but at least keep them clean there are kids that look at this too. Good Luck Brittney and Kevin just follow your loving hearts and live life like there is no tomorrow and Have fun Life is way too short. God Bless y’all
well we think that everybody on here that is talkin bout brittney is out of there minds and yall are just jeolous that yall cant get as far as she does with anyone or anything so yall need
2 shut the f**k up thpppppppppppppppp!!!!!!
me and my best friend casey act just the same as britney and if you dont like how she acts then you dont like how we act and yall need to get a hold of your selfs just becuz you dont look like her and cant get none like she can.how about that oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok look i no i have writin before but im tired of all these people disin on britney and jus becuz shes prettier than yall and makes dont mean anything so all yall that im fixing 2 name need 2 shut up cuz none wants read ur stupid gay comments
justin,yvette,olivia u whore,star-6,kt,cristina,the 15-minute hipster ,pippincat need 2 get a new name,gabi escecially needs 2 shut ur mouth,king england,eliza,kitty u stupid skank whore,nicholas im pretty sure shes doesnt want 2 suck u when she has all ready had it and can get it everyday,sk8er boi u gay fagot,cj,erica,mini babe,mel,doesnt matter im pretty sure ur not tellin ur name becuz ur 2 scared 2 show anybody who u really are and if ur that scared then dont write ur idiotic comments,who cares and the same 2 u biotch
so everybody that is disin her yall are the stupidest gay fags that i have ever seen so yall cam go jump off of a bridge and die 4 all i care so shut the fuck up
casey, you do realize that by writing retarded crap like you just did you are just proving our point ?
i guess birds of a feather.. etc..
Judging by the fans who loyally support her on this website with their comments, Brit-Brit’s fan base seems to be about 14 years old.
I agree with papa. Get a life, she is rich, she can do whatever she pleases. Dont hate her cause your not.
well papa if ur goin 2 write somthin at least make it make since cuz me or alana did not understand u and yea i did prove my point that ppl r jus jealous that they be her or be like her so go screw urself and get a life
OMG that was a train wreak that I couldnt take my eyes off of. I don’t feel sorry for Britney for acting like such a slut I feel sorry for her mom having to sit there and watch that show. Yeah Britney thats a great example for little sister Jamie-lynn. And how long was it b4 they started screwing around because they had only been there like 5 days at the first of the show. I think that Kevin F is weird looking his eyes are so squinty and far apart. I use to think that she could have done better but after seeing the show I dont think anyone else is on the same maturity-level as her. Ya’ll can’t handle her truth, silly slut.
ok i do think that that she is a lil sluty sometimes but she can do whut she wants 2 do and theres nothin u can do bout ok she grown young and pretty
i agree with casey she might act alil sluty but when she was adult supervised she wasnt sluty and now that she isnt adult supervised she is sluty but let her be it is her life dont ruin it for her.if she really cared what yall think about her then she would not be so sluty but alot of boys like her so it obviously working.just becuz she is getting the guys and yall arent dont get mad that you cant be like her.
ok i guess no one has the guts 2 type anything else but if u do me and alana will be more than happy 2 say somehin 2 u see if anyone does l8er