I turned to Lindsay for help judging. It only took her 3 weeks to respond. Lindsay says:
Hi, I’m Scott’s friend Lindsay. Scott asked me to judge the “You Might Be An Indie-Yuppie If…” contest and made it sound like an honor, but then I realized it involved sifting through hundreds of comments, most of which said some version of “You might be an indie yuppie if you’re reading this!” (So original!) It seemed that only about ten percent of the commenters seemed to get what an indie yuppie is. Most just described hipsters without addressing the inherent cognitive dissonance a formerly indie person experiences when realizing he or she is no longer indie, but just a yuppie with vestigial indie taste.
A perfect “You might be an indie yuppie…” sentence must include two elements.
Can you guess what they are?
A) an indie element
B) a yuppie element*.
These warring elements must be juxtaposed just so for the indie yuppie sentence to work. Anyway, it was a hard contest to judge and there were many worthy submissions, so I’m starting with some excellent runners-up, followed by the winner.
*I’m totally making these rules up, obvs.
Anyway, I’ll cut her off there … because I didn’t agree with her pick and it’s my blog.
You might be an IY if you import your entire iTunes library onto your work computer so you can share it on the network and show the other lawyers at your firm how hip you are.
Posted by: The 15-Minute Hipster at April 15, 2005 11:40 AM
Congrats Gaelen! Your O.C. Mix CD and Paste renewal (she already subscribes, of course) are on their way. Apropos of her submission, Gaelen has two blogs: one about indie rock and one about the Bar Exam.
If you check out the Post in print there’s a little quiz you can take to find out if you are an I-Y. You would all ace it.
UPDATE: Full article after the jump.
REBEL WITH A 401(K): INDIE-YUPPIES SWAPPING PINSTRIPES FOR WHITE STRIPES; BOHOS MAKING BANK
MAUREEN CALLAHAN. New York Post. New York, N.Y.: May 19, 2005. pg. 045
Meet the new yuppie: the urban striver who listens to “O.C.”- approved indie rock, checks the right blogs to find out about “secret” rock shows, considers white iPod earbuds the ultimate fashion accessory – and is a lawyer with a mortgage and a baby on the way.
Whereas once a yuppie was defined as being part of the establishment – think the 80s corporate drone who wore power suits, watched “thirtysomething” and loved the soundtrack to “The Big Chill” – todays yuppie strenuously identifies with all things counterculture. The strain was first identified a few weeks ago by Vice Records label manager Adam Shore, who derided what he called the newly created “indie-yuppie establishment” in an interview with the Columbia Spectator.
He tagged offenders as anyone who identifies themselves through their love of what he considers the ultimate in polite, passive alternative rock: bands like the Shins, the Arcade Fire and the Postal Service that he derides as “comfy music.”
Shores original comments were picked up by Scott Lapatine, who runs the heavily trafficked music blog stereogum.com.
Stereogums subsequent contest You Might Be an Indie-Yuppie If You . . .” received the most responses Lapatine has ever gotten to a single post.
“If you can afford New York City rents and can go to these rock shows, you are definitely an indieyuppie,” says Lapatine, who fully admits to being one himself.
“I just bought a ticket for the Death Cab for Cutie show at Central Park, and it cost $35 – at what point is that indie?”
In other words, you must be an active, contributing member of society who considers your iTunes library an extension of yourself and who turns up for work at 10 a.m. – though you may be hung over from last nights secret Gang of Four show at the Tribeca Grand Hotel.
“I was like, Oh, my God! Thats me!” says entrant Tanya Manchini, a 31-year-old editor from Hoboken (who admits she was relieved the Nine Inch Nails show she saw on Monday night ended early).
“I crossed the line when I stopped dressing in thrift store clothing and started appreciating shoes by Michael Kors,” she adds.
Still, she says, “its hard to reconcile yourself to it when you came up through the college radio punk scene, and then you grow up to become a person with disposable income. It really hit home.”
Manchini says that the indie-yuppie has replaced the conventional idea of yuppiedom – as does fellow entrant Georgiana Cohen, a 25- year-old Web content producer.
“Im marginally guilty,” admits Cohen, who points to her CD collection (“Ive got a few Bright Eyes CDs from 2000, before he was everyones Jesus Christ”) and her love of the movie “Garden State” as proof.
“That movie is like the Citizen Kane of indie culture,” she says. “You have Natalie Portmans character saying that the Shins will change your life. And it dealt with that kind of ennui – [like] that Gen X malaise 10 years ago. Its a badge thing – to say you saw Garden State three times! In a theater!”
Many newly minted indieyuppies say the statement they most related to was “You might be an indie-yuppie if you put on a CD and secretly pray that youll like it.”
The comment speaks to the effort involved in being an indie- yuppie, and the deluded self-esteem that can only come from knowing that you should like the Arcade Fire, or that Bright Eyes backlash is setting in.Self-described indie-yuppie Ben Garvey, 26 (“I have a mortgage and just went to see Built to Spill”), blames the Internet.
“Any dork can sit at home and find out about new bands – its just easier to stay on top of things,” he says. “There would definitely be fewer indie-yuppies if not for the Web.”
But Vices Shore says that he thinks the phenomenon goes beyond the conspicuous consumption of the right CD while wearing $200 jeans and sipping an iced chai latte.
He’s disturbed, he says, by the sheer level of politeness and sensitivity that has overtaken indie rock – which, in the 80s and 90s, was defined by coarse, reactionary bands like Nirvana, Soundgarden and even Pavement.
“Why is it that when were at war, and we have an administration thats so against youth, that music isnt harder and more abrasive?” Shore asks. “Now everyone wants to be the Shins. I just dont get it.” The 33-year-old label exec – who, for the record, says hes not an indie-yuppie (“I dont require that kind of comfort in my music”) – says he was surprised by the reaction he elicited on stereogum.
“I obviously touched a nerve,” he says, adding that he never meant to spark hipster-on-hipster Web violence. “I was just trying to say that indie music has gone soft – I mean, it cant get any softer.”
But it may be too late: Many indie-yuppies are now re-examining just what their CD collections, viewing habits and fashion choices say about them.
“If you wear Shins pins on your messenger bag or your lapels, its like saying, Look who I like! Here are my loyalties! ” says entrant Cohen, who cops to such accessories.
But, she says, she draws the line at owning an iPod.
“I have a different brand of MP3 player, because white earbuds are a theft target – but also because I dont want to be that person,” she says. “I dont want anyone to think Im some kind of hipster elitist.”
[Illustration] The indie-yuppie uniform: $28 “vintage” Stones shirt from Urban Outfitters, messenger bag, Paste magazine and the all-important iPod. [N.Y. Post photo illustration / Victoria Will] -Messenger bags and spanking new Chuck Taylors: accessories of choice for the indie- yuppie. -Enjoy a $5 latte while listening to your new Arcade Fire download on iTunes.