Lindsay Lohan tries to leave Hollywood’s Cabana Club 7/15. What do you think this girl is shouting at L. Lo.?

And for those who couldn’t care less, some new Silver Jews.

The Silver Jews – “The Farmer’s Hotel” (MP3 link removed)

Very Malkmusy!

 
Comments (59)
  1. Ironically enough she was yelling:

    “Hey Lindsay Lohan, have you heard the new Silver Jews?! It’s very Malkmusy!”

  2. Actually I hear from people on the scene that the girl was actually looking at her reflection in Lindsay’s shiney forhead to determine whether she had and spinach in her teeth. It was only later that someone pointed out that the walking mirror was in fact future Vh1-punchline Lindsay Lohan.

  3. Brit  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    She looks more and more like Britney every day.

  4. ProperVillian  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    “I came to see the FEARLESS FREAK, and I’MA GONNA SEE THE FEARLESS FREAK!”

  5. Alex  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    “I want my $9.75 back for watching that crappy car movie!”

  6. jack  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    “I WANT TO BE ON YOU”

  7. escobar  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    she’s probably asking Lindsay for some crack

  8. Melissa  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    “I’m from the ‘Feed Lindsey’ campaign. I had a cheeseburger a minute ago, but if I barf in your mouth like birds do, the end result is the same”
    Job well done Ms. President

  9. Gabi  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    Escobar, i think you are right!

  10. Jane  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    She was probably just speaking proper, gramatically correct english. Thus the confused expression on Lindsay’s face.

  11. bobfrombob  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    They say you?re supposed to be some great party chick but I just drank 13 coolers and I can still kick your ass!

  12. “You’ve only been in Seventeen once and you looked fat! So stop acting like you’re goddamn Christy Turlington!”

  13. TomKat  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    “I am your newly assigned Scientology mentor – now get over it!”

  14. Chu Chu  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    Get in mah belly!!!

  15. She’s not saying anything… She’s letting out a huge burp!

  16. seiche  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    Oh my god, this wax museum is sooo cool!

    They even lined her nostrils with white powder!

  17. Simon  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    Eat something!

  18. CAN YOU GET ME FEZ’S AUTOGRAPH????

  19. ProperVillian  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    Hi, I’m.. like, from Pitchfork Media! Did you hear about our Intonation Festival??? INTONATION FESTIVAL! INTONATION FESTIVAL!?!?! I SAID INTONATION FESTIVAL!!!!!

  20. Alex  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    hahaha, propervillain. tell me about it.

  21. wha?  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    “I love your work! You were so great in Almost Famous, Ms. Hudson.”

  22. yo-yo diet  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    Damn, looks like Lindsay is back up to her pre-”puberty” weight. I wish the cameraman would’ve panned out so we could see if she’s regained her curvaliciousness as well or if it’s only face-and-jowl weight that she’s gained.

  23. “What’s the frequency, Kenneth?!?!”

  24. jack  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    sorry to veer off topic, but has anyone out there found an mp3 of the DFA remix of “the hand that feeds”? i can’t find that shit anywhere

  25. sasefina  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    el oh el at Mighty’s response.

  26. Chu Chu  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    See? No more gingevitis!

  27. Can we talk about this new Silver Jews track? It’s awesome. This song combined with the other one I’ve heard, “How can I love you (if you won’t lie down)” lead me to believe this album will be another classic by Berman and the gang. When does the album come out? I can’t find it on Amazon…

  28. oh stereogum! i just decided to look at your very first archived post – behold the scary comment spam!

    p.s. silver jews track = good. lindsay lohan = on par with scary comment spam.

  29. i should totally start listening to music before commenting on it.

  30. deathbysexy  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    “sorry to veer off topic, but has anyone out there found an mp3 of the DFA remix of “the hand that feeds”? i can’t find that shit anywhere”

    Here: http://s14.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2270MMCMWSFMJ0KQWKUT1N92HZ

  31. The new SJ is pretty good. Not as good as their past efforts, but I’m statisfied with it. As for the girl yelling at LiLo:

    “I must yell at you because you make me feel fat and insecure about myself!”

  32. Guh, that banner at the top is DAMN UGLY. The site is starting to look like one of those old domains that got taken over to sell ringtones.

  33. “damn that was great stuff! where can i score a key?”

  34. YTD  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    “I just loved you in the lizzie mcguire movie!”

  35. sj comes out in october. it sounds malkmusy cause malkmus is on the album.

  36. She’s probably yelling “I could care less who you are, bitch!” Thanks for typing the correct usage.

  37. herman munster  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    “In 1984, I was hospitalized for perfection!”

  38. Nocturne  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    “I stole your coke stash, bitch!”

  39. Calliwell  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    “Hi Ashley!:

  40. Calliwell  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2005 0

    “Hi Ashley!”

  41. “YOUR NEW MOVIE AND SINGLE ARE AWFUL YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO THE DISNEY CHANNEL OR WHATEVER”

  42. MP  |   Posted on Jul 22nd, 2005 0

    “LOUD NOISES!”

  43. cassie  |   Posted on Jul 22nd, 2005 0

    she (blow-han) looks like she is either going to cry or start laughing.

  44. thanx for the SJews track

  45. Fake Janine  |   Posted on Jul 22nd, 2005 0

    Holy shit the “What’s the Frequency Kenneth?” comment was BRILLIANT! Dead on!

  46. uncle remus  |   Posted on Jul 22nd, 2005 0

    this silverjews track makes me think tanglewood numbers will be record of the year – right ahead of sufjan

  47. haris pilton  |   Posted on Jul 22nd, 2005 0

    you tryin to steal my man, biach

  48. blonde geek  |   Posted on Jul 22nd, 2005 0

    “Would you like do a line of coke off my ass??”

  49. Blu  |   Posted on Jul 23rd, 2005 0

    “Your mother sucks socks that smell, raaaarrrr!! Lick me!! Lick meeeee!!!”

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