Shut Up, Dude: This Week’s Best And Worst Comments

By Scott Lapatine / February 1, 2014 - 12:53 pm

We kicked this week off with coverage of the Grammys and the public apologies to Kendrick Lamar and Trent Reznor that came in its aftermath. Daft Punk won big, but had to take their helmets off at the airport like the rest of us. On the reunion front, we heard from Afghan Whigs, Fleetwood Mac, Slowdive, and Black Flag. We also talked about Dookie turning 20, Elliott Smith turning EDM, and Burial coming out of hiding. Are you ready for some bing-a-bong-a-bong-a-bong-football? Share your Super Bowl predictions below because I can’t help you there.

THIS WEEK’S 10 HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS

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Dusty Effin Henry | Jan 28th Score:23

“If I had a dollar for every time I heard you guys on the radio….I’d probably have a lot of dollars….right?!?!….right? I’m entirely unsure right now.”

I’m fairly certain Chris Booker thought they were Imagine Dragons.

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#9 Scott Lapatine | Jan 24th Score:25

OMG thanks guys!!

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#8 saturnian | Jan 27th Score:25

Yeah I mean I guess it’s good that he realizes how obviously bullshit it is that GKMC didn’t win, but the whole thing has a somewhat disingenuous, self congratulatory feel to it with him posting his own apology to fucking Instagram…

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#6 phitwoym | Jan 27th Score:28

1133 unread messages? Rude.

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#5 Renaton | Jan 27th Score:28

It was a total humble-bragging “look at me, I’m a nice guy” PR move.

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#4 raptor jesus | Jan 24th Score:31

I guess you could say Scott has a…

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Grateful Dad

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#3

Adam Wenn | Jan 27th Score:33

At least she paired her blue cheese with a nice whine.

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#2

Michael Robenalt | Jan 27th Score:55

I think this is great, Stereogum comments could use a little humility

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#1

Craig Freeman | Jan 27th Score:57

Except for the fact that you aren’t showing humility/being humble when you post your own apology to social media. If Kendrick had posted it that’s one thing, but for Macklemore to post it? Sorry, that’s just begging to be patted on the back and told how great you are. Again.

Oh, and as for rap needing a little humility, that comment just demonstrates a complete lack of understanding for the art form.

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THIS WEEK’S 5 LOWEST RATED COMMENTS

#5

Mawnkey McTwoknuckles | Jan 27th Score:-7

There is only one thing worse than the Grammys, and that is music blog comments about the current state of hip-hop. Thanks, Stereogum, now I have Hyper-AIDS which is in a state of quantum entanglement with Cyborg-Hitler from Earth, v.2.03.47-beta, just by reading this.

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#4 michael_ | Jan 27th Score:-12

This song also makes me believe that the reason the last album sounded so good was because of Albini, but now he’s back to sounding like he’s in a tin room like the first album.

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#3 michael_ | Jan 27th Score:-15

If you don’t see the hypocrisy in him calling someone a “whiny piece of shit” when he’s made a career out of lyrics where he’s mostly whining and feeling like a piece of shit, and has used Twitter to do just the same, then you are probably just being blindly biased to your beloved junk punk band.

Crucify the truth, hail the famous indie celeb with sociopathic tendencies because he makes music you like…

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#2

Carl Harrell | Jan 28th Score:-16

Vampy Weeks?!?!? Has Stereogum been taken over by 14 yr old girls/20 yr old gays???

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#1 michael_ | Jan 27th Score:-22

Perfect day for him to debut this since I just the other day let everyone here know how much of a hypocritical dick he is.

Song is okay at best. No future, but mostly stuck in the past.

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THIS WEEK’S EDITOR-IN-CHIEF’S CHOICE

Adam Downey | Jan 29th Score:5

Wow, the use of that song does a spectacular job of representing the bear’s desire for that yogurt.

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