Chris Brown Is Out Of Jail

By Tom Breihan / June 2, 2014

The world is now a tiny bit less safe and more annoying. Chris Brown, who seems determined to hold down the “most irritating human being in show business” title, has been in L.A. jail since mid-March. He’s been in custody since the rehab center, where he’d been serving out a court-ordered stint, expelled him for violating its rules. Less than a month ago, a judge ordered him to serve 131 days in prison. But now, thanks to the vagaries of the legal system, he’s been out since 12:01 this morning, according to CBS News. These criminal justice system functionaries ain’t loyal.