Last week, during the Beastie Boys’ court battle against Monster Energy Drink, Mike D said something we all already knew: After the death of Adam Yauch, the Beastie Boys are done. Here’s what he said: “We have not been able to tour since MCA, Adam Yauch, died. We can’t make new music.” Honestly, this is good news; the idea of two thirds of the Beastie Boys attempting to put out another album would just be too sad to contemplate. And anyway, this frees Mike D and Ad-Rock up to do whatever the hell they want with their time. Like: Court battles! Or: Dancing on Comedy Central variety shows! Last night, Ad-Rock showed up on Inside Amy Schumer as a background dancer for a Bridget Everett song about wanting a dick in your mouth. Observe:
May these guys do nothing but fun things for the rest of their lives.