If you’re a superstar act these days, you can’t just release a new album into stores. You have to find some technologically advanced way to drop a surprise LP. So with ’90s alt-gods Everclear returning, they’ve naturally teamed up with tech-industry leaders Microsoft, to give the world a new album with their downloads of Windows 10. Or, OK, fine, it’s a Funny Or Die video. I wonder if Art Alexakis is talking that way for comedic effect or if he really sounds that dumb. Check out the grand announcement below.

Swim out past the breakers. Watch the world die.