Finally some viral video from the Post‘s Pam Anderson Roast preview. See Courtney Steal The Show. I like that Kimmel introduced Bea Arthur by pointing out “she does not have a penis.” She must be so sick of that joke.
Is C. Lo rocking Asthmatic Kitty swag? Photoshop, you so crazy.
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sorry, just read down and the link is already posted. stupid of me to think it hadn’t been. sorry folks!
Frankly, I’m amazed that anyone still cares enough about Pamela Anderson to bother roasting her.
She’s blonde, has fake tits, and a sex video. What else could you base a roast on? You can’t even say Baywatch, because that was all Hassalhoff, and I would think that even she knows that.
I didn’t know people still cared about Courteney Love.
Or Pamela for that matter.
At least the roasters didn’t have to work too hard for jokes.
i don’t really care about pam anderson, i just wanted to see all the comics. i think sarah silverman was hilarious as usual.
ugh, she was hideous. scary.
sarah silverman wasn’t hilarious,though, she was better than the Tommy Lee stand up bravado.
Comedy Central a bunch a tools for not including Eddie Griffin’s whole routine. It was good to see Pam’s tits through her sweater and anyone whose like “I didn’t think anyone still cared about Pam Anderson” is a fucking pretentious tool, no one gives a shit about you and your fucking diamond knights cds, you child molesting closet momma boys.
quite pathetic. I’ve never felt so dirty watching tv.
I’ve been clean and sober for a fucking year, so all the yokes, or jokes whatever are not funny.
yeah…and since when is she “courtney love-cobain”??? for such a rocker, she needs to learn how to give the devils horns properly.
sarah silverman was definitely the highlight of the roast.
Jeffrey Ross was fucking hillarious.
Devil horns? Those aren’t devil horns. It’s sign language. She’s signing “I love you” towards herself. She loves herself.
Or maybe she loves the backdrop behind her.
in my opinion, courtney did not steal the show. tommy lee stole the show, and bee arthur’s literary commentary was priceless. everyone else, except for the first guy who noone knows, did a pretty decent job keeping the jokes funny. my favorite joke of the night: “kid rock? tommy lee? brett micheals? don’t you fuck anyone with talent?”
Fake hair color and fake breasts? How original!
i dont think tommy lee stole the show as much as tommy lee’s co*k did,
Courtneys face now looks like those silly ‘Scream’movie masks
Only the even sillyer stoned, scary movie ones. with the mumps.
yeesh. i like her but she deserves it.
I THINK THE BEST PERSON WAS THE THAT FAT ITALIAN LADY. OH GOD SHE HAD ME ON THE FLOOR. SARAH WAS GOOD BUT LIKE ALL HER JOKES ARE KIND OF THE SAME. THE ROAST SHOULD HAVE BEEN FOR ANDY DICK CAUSE THEY ALL TOOK SHOTS RIPPING HIM APART. PAMELA ANDERSON HAS A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR AND IT’S HEALTHY TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
I LIKE TALKING LIKE THIS TOOOO!!!!!!111
One of the funniest parts was when Courtney Love was wrapping up, you could hear Jeffrey Ross yell “Kirstie Alley, folks”
I enjoyed watching a drunk Courtney Love be all retarded on a sofa. Poor Frances, though, her mom is a retard, but she’s frickin’ hilarious.
J.Ross was killer, as always. but A.Dick’s prop comedy stole the show. I’m not a fan, but his groping/sound effect spiel was retardly funny.
uncensored to air saturday 1 a.m. i think.
the fat italian lady was HILARIOUS. especially the first half when she was making fun of everyone.
I think Sarah was funny too, but I don’t know how funny she’d be if she wasn’t so cute. I’m always like “Awww, that was pretty funny! And she’s really cute and sexy! Good job, honey!”
The fat, ugly chick everyone made fun of was pretty damn funny. However, David Spade had me laughing when he said that she had no right dissing Pamela. Said something like it was like a turd dissing a sunset. Nice.
Some comic also said “How does Courtney actually look worse right now than Kurt does?” Raw, but funny as hell. If things were going that raw I wish someone could’ve taken a second away from worshipping Tommy’s dick to make a joke about how they wouldn’t want to swim in Tommy’s pool.
Pamela Anderson is a Goddess! She handled herself like the true lady that she is with dignity and grace. I gained enormous respect for her and her work with PETA. Rock on, Pammy!!
the fat italian lady was lisa lampanelli. and she was a riot.
david spade – a dick.
oh… and lisa lampanelli was even better when she roasted chevy chase last year.
she went after gilbert gottfried then. was classic.
I peed my pants. When is the uncensored coming on?
Jeffrey Ross was pure genius.
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Everyone keeps saying “Oh she’s clean now. Courtney Love is doing great.”
Apparently, the fine folk at NME, and the LA county courts don’t agree w/these claims:
http://www.nme.com/news/113427.htm
Lisa Lampanelli & Sarah Silverman are 2 of the unfunniest women comics in the business. Blah!
Jeffery Ross and Greg Gilrado were brilliant! They made that roast watchable.
Lisa Lampanelli is indeed an unfunny cow. Jeff Ross was clearly the best of the night. The Cobain looking better bit was great, but my favorite had to be that off the cuff line he fed to Anna Nicole Smith after she flipped him off.
“Somebody get her a 90-year-old dick to suck.”
Courtney Love has some balls claiming what she did the night of that roast. A year clean and sober, Courtney? Yeah, right, and I have Donald Trump’s money and Ron Jeremy’s wang. She makes Keith Richards look like one of the Osmonds! What a pathetic waste of humanity. Why couldn’t SHE have killed herself?
Hahahaa… Could Cortney have been any more drunk?! And what’s with Andy Dick, anyways? The sad part was that everyone took turns sucking Tommy’s dick by commenting in the size of his member. Yeah… it’s big… we get it. *yawn*
Pam is pathetic, and it’s sad that Comedy Central is so hurting for ratings that they had to roast the worthless fake-ass trailer trash tramp.
P.S. Oh, and PETA… for every animal you DON’T, I’m gonna eat 5!
The funniest, ugliest scene is to see Courtney Love wanting to get all the attention, no one deserves but Kurt Cobain to get attention. It’s time for Courtney Love to go back to court to show what a true blonde she is,ha.