New sounds via Ashlee.us: “Warning! These are promotional mp3 files and not the entire songs. You’ll hear the chorus from each song, then silence, then about 2 minutes of the song.”
Shit is bananas (i.e., “Hollaback Girl Pt. II”).
Ash tells MTV it’s not about Lohan. Read the lyrics.
New album I Am Me (!) drops 10/18. She’s also gonna appear on SNL, a move sure to inspire more hilarious t-shirts.
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L.O.V.E. sounds like the bastard child of Ace of Base and The Spice Girls as sung by Gwen Stefani doing her Rasta thing.
Disturbing.
AHHHHHHH!!!! MY EARS!!!!!
its the comments below the lyrics that make that link so worthwhile.
also, how many people have heard the jada smith metal band
. am i really far behind on this, or has no one seen this amazing humor.“I Am Me”
You know I emailed Ashlee this morning to ask her what was up with this idiot album title of hers…she replied within like, ten minutes!
“Hey girl! I hope you like the new album my daddy basically made for me!! You gotta be yourself and stuff! That’s why I called the album that! Keep it real, girlie! Like me! Even though I dye my hair at least twice a month to get pictures in Star and In Touch so that I can steal the spotlight from Jessica for like, a nanosecond! THat was a big word for me!! Oh well Ryan is coming over so I gotta jet, I haven’t even had my stylists do my hair and makeup yet!! OMG! Ashlee out!”
Scott, with all due respect, these songs are crap and you know it. If you don’t, then you’ve gone off the tracks a little.
I’ve always liked sterogum, but the very fact that you posted these, because posting is implicit support no matter your belief that you like them on a camp level, makes me question what’s been going on with you lately. I don’t know you, but there’s something amiss here.
I suggest you disconnect your phone tonight, keep off the internets, unplug the cable, lower the lights, smoke a bowl, listen to some Red House Painters or something similar and recalibrate.
By tomorrow, you’ll be back to being the sterogum we know and love.
Memo to Gabe, you suck
What happened to her “punk” routes? I guess it isn’t stylish anymore?
Ah… so THAT’S what the musical equivalent of a huge, runny dump sounds like!
Aw, c’mon Josh. Gabe’s post made me laugh.
Actually, I kinda like “Didn’t Steal Your Boyfriend.” Much better than I imagined.
this just made my day X-D
ello ello ello ello veeee EEEE
ello ello ello ello veeee EEEE
ello ello ello ello veeee EEEE
ello ello ello ello veeee EEEE
ello ello ello ello veeee EEEE
rinse, repeat.
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
dies of laughter apparently.
I wonder if Ace of Base knows about this.
I agree with ‘Homer Simpson’: the first thing I thought about “love” was that it sounded very ace of base!! ugh! but then again, ace of base did get me through some rough times in 7th grade, so maybe this will help some 12 year olds out there.
and “i didn’t…” is just grandiose overproduced nonsense.
why haven’t you posted anything about SONS & DAUGHTERS (on domino) yet ‘gum? That album is rocking!!
Oh dear. Red House Painters? Posting something from THEM would be unforgiveable.
It’s also great that somehow Gabe thinks talking about something is equivalent to supporting it. That way censorship lies, buddy…
I listened to both songs, hoping I’d hear even a hint that Ashlee’d been taking voice lessons, that maybe she’d learned her lesson and tried to develop some singing ability.
I mean, even Paula Abdul could hit the high notes in “Rush Rush” after a few months of vocal training. The bar isn’t that high, people.
We all lose. She still sucks.
Expressing yourself makes you feel great. And singing is a great way to express yourself. So screw everyone who belives espression should sound like one kind of singer.
Expressing yourself makes you feel great. And singing is a great way to express yourself. So screw everyone who belives expression should sound like one kind of singer.
thanks barbir and barbie for your corporate mandated piece on “expression”
this album will go platinum, and theres nothing anyone can do to stop it.
To support max’s theory, I have found one disgusting Ashlee fansite.
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Ashleefanatic1
If you want more, check out this gal’s subscriptions.
Gag me with a spoon.
C’mon — posting these links isn’t implicit support. They’re comedy!
I especially like when she sings about the “shit.” Her 12-year-old fan base is sure to love that.
Doesn’t Daddy have a bitchen wristwatch?
http://ashleemedia.net/displayimage.php?album=626&pos=18
Whereas the singer’s debut, Autobiography, was mostly about her love life, [this new one] goes deeper, according to her manager and father Joe Simpson. “You know, the beautiful thing about Ashlee is that she’s really willing to bare her soul,” he said. “This record is about discovering herself as a 20-year-old woman.”
[shudder] Ashlee baring her soul: “ello-ello-ello-ello…”
These songs suck, but goddamm it, whoever wrote this crap is really good at hooks and I’m going to have them stuck in my head now. Why did you have to torture me like this? How do I get this crap out of my head so I’m not humming it for the next week? Ugh.
i think i just puked in my mouth, just a little bit.
well, L.O.V.E. pretty much sucks, but I gotta admit, that boyfriend song is catchy.
i didn’t enjoy those songs on first listen, but now i have them stuck in my head. l-o, l-o, l-o, ve…
My compliments to the studio engineer for being unafraid to use autotune. Lots and lots and lots of autotune.
“I’ve got a fever. And the only prescription is more autotune.”
Oh Ashlee…….
“Ello ello ello…” etc. is the new “Shit is bananas.”
it hurts me to say… but the production on this is actually quite good… i mean well crafted and stuff. not that ashlee simpson has anything to do with it though…
like the L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-V-E-L-O-L-O-L-O
Oh did you hear me say!
c’mon it sticks… and the filters they used on her voice!!
reminds me a bit of that since u been gone song with the yeah yeah yeahs riff
when is adam green going to do a song on jessica’s sister??? i’m waiting
I kind of hate to admit it but I like the L.O.V.E song okay. After listening to it over and over again it kind of grows on you.
roflcopter!
I hate to admit it but they will probably be huge hits. Dang those Simpson’s!
No matter how far she falls (L.O.V.E. being case in point) I am still a sucker for her. I think she has potential she’s like a baby Pat Benatar or something. I think she could be a good musician if she took the time to learn about music. The world could certainly use more good lead singers I’m sick of going to shows with these sad skinny white boys strumming their guitars and singing with their eyes closed. ‘ELLO ! People are watching.
yes, mike (commenter waaay back up at the top) the comments under the lyrics really enlighten those who aren’t “ashleeroxmysox_luvrs”…like opening up the inside of a ‘tweens brain cavity and hearing their thoughts!
xanga sites totally rule!!!omg!weluvUash!
OK heres the truth i am fucking sick of all you fuckers making fun of ashlee simpson and her music yes she lip syanc but lets get serious everyone does on snl plus if u actually wanted to know why that happened u would watch the episode with that on it, OK NEXT you can’t hate her music and her but going on the net telling everyone how much u hate her only proves that u obviously care enough about her to find this website and post a piece of shit comment about her, Everyone likes there own music u dont like her i don’t like all the emo screamo bands out there so whatever u don’t see me going and telling them to shut the fuck up becuz i don’t like there music so i say grow the fuck up stop being a baby and get a life! Cuz ur really not cool for telling people how much u hate her cuz really no one cares
and ur just proving that ur willing to be a follower by following what everyone else says! get a life
bye
i dont care what u people say i LOVE THESE SONGS! im bout to get the new cd ! bi
the song goes l.o.l.o.l.o. v.e not ello ello ello ve
uh……well I’m not ashamed anymore to admit that I sorta kinda slightly maybe secretly like ashlee’s music, if you can call it that….i’m not so sure bout the first one but i actually sortof like the boyfriend song
oMG It’s just amazing and embarrasing how people can’t admit what they really feel just cause everyone else is gonna make fun of them or w/e..just admit you guys liked the songs! like justin said, if you guys seriosly didn’t care about ashlee then you wouldn’t have spent your times finding this site, hearing her songs, and then writing a comment about them! well w/e..i L.O.V.E. these songs! L.O.V.E. sounds different from anything she has done so i thought that was really cool, and I Didn’t Steal Your Boyfriend is soo catch and fun! I LOVE ASHLEE!!!
you are totally rite I LOVE THESE songs like i said before but why would you take the time out of your day looking for her new songs just like he said
These songs are for sure different from her last album,these songs arent as difficult to sing and im sure thats why their not as good as her last album.
You guys up at the very top there say that she sux? she made it as number one in the 200 billboards! i think she is the best female singer (my opinion) and i am excited for her new album coming out and her movie “undiscovered”. Ashlee Simpson’s “Autobiography” has sold 2.9 million copies in the USA. i think “i am me” will sell twice as much.
no, it goes ello ello ello v-eeee ello ello elle v-eeeeeee
i love this song..its awsum and if you dint like it and wasted your time writing that..thats pretty pathetic ..ashlee has got a voice like no one else..and apparently some ppl dont appreciate it..the reason i love her so much is because shes a real person with a unique voice..keep up the good work ashlee..im a die hard fan
I think this shit is really catchy, I can’t get the “L.O.V.E” chorus out of my head. I mean she isn’t the greatest singer, but hell she has some talent with writing.
Oh come ON. The stealing Lohans boyfriend one is alright but the love one is sickening.
i cnt belive people are being so mean about ashlee, shes an excellent singer and no offense to jessica but she only gets more fans becoz she washes a car in a bikini, at least the fans ashlee has r due to her brilliant, unique voice, and stunning looks!!! Ashlee rocks and if nething every1 dissin her r jus jelous, if u dnt like her y spend ur time on a website bout her, go out n get on wiv ur sad life!!! u go ashlee #1 fan rite here whooo!!!
its L.o. l.o. l.o. ve cuz thats y the song is called L.O.V.E ello.v.e. duh I LOVE THESE SONGS THEY ROCK
This is not an Ashlee website you fucking morons.
i dont care what anybody says ashlee simpson fucking rocks i mean shes an amazing singer and she has an amazing voice and she just so talented and so real and at least she takes resoponsiblity for what you people call mistakes. i think anyone who doesnt like ashlee simpson should just keep it to them self because shes fucking great !!!!!!
yeah, ashlee roks, (and her head is full of rocks as well), if i could only get close enough to lick the greasy nuggets of shit from her stretched out anus (you just know fez always puts it there) my life would be complete, sigh, if only, i worship this bitch´s smelly pus dripping cunt, she effing rocks!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck all of you little cock suckers that don’t like Ashlee!! Even if this isn’t an ashlee site you still took the time to click on a link to preview her new songs. If you didn’t really like her then you wouldn’t have even bothered to listen stupid ass croch rot fucks! Fucken you, you no life losers! Don’t you have anything better to do then to go on a website and talk shit about someone you “think sucks?” If you don’t like her than take your little dirty ass trashy selves to some other website!!!! Shé’ll probably sell way more than whatever you’re listening to. Fuck you haters! I love you Ashlee!
And I quote: “Don’t you have anything better to do then go on a website and talk shit about someone you “think sucks”?”
Well, since you think we all suck and are talking shit, don’t YOU have something better to do?
They’re good songs, and honestly, if you don’t like them there’s really no need to bash them like this. You’re opinion isn’t more important than anyone elses, and just because you hate Ashlee Simpson because “she isn’t punk” or “she’s fake” doesn’t make you special. Honestly, get over yourselves. If you’re life is so pathetic all you can focus on is other people’s behavior and how “fake” everyone else is compared to you, you really need to re-evaluate yourselves.
some of you people are so stupid if you dont like her new songz….cuz obviously they’re really good…even better than good……so ya could suck off……cuz she’s the hottest thing and you guyz know it.
umm, i just want to say that we shuldnt argue about this and call each othr names, ppl have their own opinions and for those who say she sucks, that’s fine but plze don’t use curses and just to let you noe, i don’t think you have sad lives and for those defending ashlee, plze don’t get mad and use curses eithr. i dont think this is the way ashlee wuld like u guys to defend her. just take it as constructive critisism, <– is dat how u spell it? anyways my point is evry1 has their own opinions n we have to respect that.
Good point err.
For so-called “haters”, you should check out this site:
http://www.ashlee.zap.to
It’s hilarious.
Hey shove it up ur ass prick mobiles. I don’t care all this crap yur saying bout ashlee I like her so fuck ur ghrandma! And remeber even if you think ashlee cant sing, she’s fuckin rich she could pay to have all of you kicked in the ass
I honestly don’t understand why anyone would make fun of her for these songs ‘cos in my opinion they’re actually kinda awesome. I guess it’s mostly about upholding your dumbfuck counterculture images, but that’s a lame reason for not liking certain songs. So now I *know* I’m gonna join “partnership for an emo-free america” If any of you have some time, get one of those “life” things – it might do you some good, and some fun music wouldn’t hurt either.
Actually I think it’s really cute. I don’t actually like ashlee simpson but I think the “All my girls stand in a circle and clap your hands this is for you” part os really cute.
Guys stop like being mean about Ashlee Simpson, and stop being mean to the people being mean about ashlee Simpson! Everyone ahs their own opinion. Just like give it a rest. No one cares if you don’t ashlee. dont’ post if you don’t! Personally I hate Ashlee. But don’t attack me for it. I dont mind Ashlee’s songs, I just hate everything Ashlee represents. So sorry all you diehard Ashlee Simpson fans. But she’s just a person and you don’t even know the real her so like… give it a rest everyone.
doesn`t matter what you say ashlee haters she rocks and she is fuckin’ rich and you can’t stop her, so you better go die
OH OH i just read the comments -n- i dont understan why the people just wanna say “ashlee sucks” “fuck U simpson” ´boyfriend´ is a really good song.she grow up with her sound…one council if you dont like ashlee change the radio´s station or t.v. channel and shut your mouth…bye…
ASHLEE ROCKZ THE WORLD!!
Ashlee Rocks so anyone who is going to be a fuck about her keep it to there self…
these songs are great. I cant wait for her new album. here in Argentina it will come out in November I guess.
ASHLEE FUCKING ROCKS ASS AND IF YOU DONT LIKE HER SCREW YOU, THATS WHY SHE SOLD 3 MILLION ALBUMS AND SOME, AS LONG AS FANS BUY HER ALBUMS THEN SHE IS OK. EVEN IF SHE DOESNT DO ASS GOOD AS HER FIRST CD SHE STILL KICKS ASS, I PROMISE YOU HIS CD WILL GO PLATNUIM AND BEYOND BECAUSE ASHLEE MAKES GREAT MUSIC, I M BUYING IT AND OTHERS WILL TO AND FOR ALL YOU HATER THESES SONGS KICK ASS AND IF U DONT LIKE HER Y DO U SPEND TIME WRITNG SHIT ABOUT HER, WHAT R U ACCOMPLISHING???????? SHIT SO FUCK U AND SUCK LEFT TITTIE BITCHES
Hmmm…L.O.V.E. has another one of those little orgasms like the “Love Me For Me” song. Yea just when I get the L.O.V.E. song outta my head, it keeps comin back!!
“Ello, ello, ello, ello, ve”
10 minutes later of pure torture in my head…
“YES IT’S OUT!!”
1 minute later of peace…
“FUCK!”
can’t wait to buy her new album!!!!!!!!
you guys are so fuckin’ jealous!!! she is amazing and i heard “boyfriend” and it’s so good! i’m so glad that ashlee “got up” so fast and good after SNL ! and she really sings ok!? and really…she will sell more than 3.000.000 of copies, I can swear it! I CANT WAIT TO BUY HER NEW ALBUM……
ASHLEE, U ROCK!!!!
i like the boyfriend one. She looked pretty at the VMAs.
B-O-Y-F-R-I-E-N-D ROCKS
well ashlee is in here sisters shadow because she dyed her blonde and thats not hr natural color it’s dark brown just look at her sisters old picturs.what did happen giving it all away it seems she is with whole blonde change i black or brown.that’s hot paris didn’t start that she was copping nicky.loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ya.ahlee nicole simpson
hey ashlee u r so cool but, you will get more people if u have an edge. that is how u wer #1 on the charts because u had ur own style and every1 loved u! so go back to brunette and show ur real side not ur sisters side. keep writting awesome stuff and really look deeep inside of u, and find the true u! EVERYBODY! KNOWS that u r out of yur shadow . But right now u r trying to like ur sis jess. Don’t take CRAP! from ANYONE!
L.O.L.O.V.E.,
SUSANNA!!
P.S I WIL TOTALLY BUY UR CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey ashlee u r so cool but, you will get more people if u have an edge. that is how u wer #1 on the charts because u had ur own style and every1 loved u! so go back to brunette and show ur real side not ur sisters side. keep writting awesome stuff and really look deeep inside of u, and find the true u! EVERYBODY! KNOWS that u r out of yur shadow . But right now u r trying to like ur sis jess. Don’t take CRAP! from ANYONE!
L.O.L.O.V.E.,
SUSANNA!!
P.S I WIL TOTALLY BUY UR CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey ashlee you are so cool but, you will get more people if you have an edge. that is how you were #1 on the charts because you had ur own style and every1 loved u! So go back to brunette and show ur real side not ur sisters side. keep writting awesome stuff and really look deeep inside of u, and find the true u! EVERYBODY! KNOWS that u r out of yur shadow . But right now u r trying to like ur sis jess. Don’t take CRAP! from ANYONE!
L.O.L.O.V.E.,
SUSANNA!!
P.S I WIL TOTALLY BUY UR CD!
hey ashlee u r so cool but, you will get more people if u have an edge. that is how u wer #1 on the charts because u had ur own style and every1 loved u! so go back to brunette and show ur real side not ur sisters side. keep writting awesome stuff and really look deeep inside of u, and find the true u! EVERYBODY! KNOWS that u r out of yur shadow . But right now u r trying to like ur sis jess. Don’t take CRAP! from ANYONE!
L.O.L.O.V.E.,
SUSANNA!!
P.S I WIL TOTALLY BUY UR CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey ashlee u r so cool but, you will get more people if u have an edge. that is how u wer #1 on the charts because u had ur own style and every1 loved u! so go back to brunette and show ur real side not ur sisters side. keep writting awesome stuff and really look deeep inside of u, and find the true u! EVERYBODY! KNOWS that u r out of yur shadow . But right now u r trying to be like ur sis jess. Don’t take CRAP! from ANYONE!
L.O.L.O.V.E.,
SUSANNA!!
P.S I WIL TOTALLY BUY UR CD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ashlee needs to have a edge like in shadow vedio i love her old stuff i’ll probly like her new stuff like hay known i didn’t steal your boyfriend is about lindsy lohan.she really needs to go dark brown or black or she will next jess.i hope she’ll go back it i would love
she is cool but needs edge like her surrander song it’s good and her show isgreat
Ashlee is cool…
I love L.O.V.E. and I Didnt Steal Your Boyfriend!
When is her cd comnig out? the new one.. I CANT WAIT..WHEN WHEN WHEN!? Email me!
“BOYFRIEND” VA SER UNA DE LAS MEJORES CANCIONES DEL AÑO I SIN LUGAR A DUDAS UN MEGA-METRO-HIT!!
IF YOU HATE ASHLEE, check out http://www.pinkmafiamerch.com and click on Goods.
i like i didnt steal your boyfriend..the other song is kinda stupid.
u guys r stupid if u guys hate her album or song why do u guys waste ur time to come here and leave a common? talk about not having a life u guys are losers honestly like ashlee cares what u say….shes the one making the money while ur poor asses are in here talking about her….lame all of u guys get a life and that person who said they e-mail ashlee please who will belive that like she really talks like that get a life all of u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyy, is not she can’t sing, she can , the problem was at snl, and best singers ever have their low times, so i guess ashlee had it and it doesn’t matter, i understand complitely her…i mean why shoud u talk bad stuff about her when u arn’t better than she is…she is good, she just makes it in her way witch is goo, and the best thing of her is that she expresses herself, give her best on music and just be reall, be who u are…
if u r yoursef(if u found it yes, u know who u r) Is the best thing u will ever have….
An is L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-V-E-L-O-L-O-L-O, is about LOVE…..
Go on Ashleee……
ASHLEE IS COOL BUT SHE LIVNG IN HERE SHADOW LOOK at her AT NEW PHOTO SHE BRUNTTE SHE KNOWNS THAT.DON’T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH IDIN’T STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND ROCKS.
ASHLEE SIMPSON, MY DEAR…. REMEMBER REMEMBER REMEMBER THIS: YOU’RE NOT GWEN STEFANI !!!!!!!!!!!
BYE BYE POSER GIRL
She is always perfect!!!She is the best and the cutest!!!hey ewerybody she will never be losed!she will always win!!I Do love her i hope her name will be written in the gold books….
ashlee simpson is the best, she’s beautiful, sweet etc. she’s a star i love herrrr!!!
ashlee… you Rock =)
from argentina
Manuela .. _
L.o.v.e isn’t as good as many others of her song but boyfriend is pretty good it kinda reminds me of bifnaked or garbage(the band).i have a feeling that her new album “i am me” wont sell as well as “autobiography” did.( it was one of the 10 best selling albums of 2004)And i just want to add…L.o.v.e has HORIBLE LYRICS BUT GOOD BEAT! (sOrrY aShLEE)
it not ello ello ello
it lo lo lo lo lo lo lo ve lo
it spells love
geez, u guys dont gotta b so rough on ashlee! yeah sure she aint da greatest singer in da world, but man u guys r harsh! i mean im a singer 2! no worries, im not in da business yet! im goin 2 professional performing arts in da city n my mager is vocal! alicia keys graduated from my school…….n im hoping to make it big! so i dunno…i wish u guys would kinda lay off of ashlee cuz she speaks her mind n dats a good thing. dont matter if she could hit da damn high notes! its how she expresses herself dat counts! well im out! gotta go work on my song! seriously! im not playin!
does anyone know ashlee simpson email adress as i am a really big fan of her’s. If anyone knows it please reply to this addy: sophiefrimpong@hotmail.com
ashlee is klass…ye all sad ppl out there taking the piss out of her… well at least she puts herself out the and sings her OWN music….not like other celebs….rock on ash…i love you!
Ashlee Simpson is kool…. Why are people so gay about it, it’s not like Ashlee Simpson say’s shit about u, hahah the funny part is she doesn’t even know u sooo just be quiet!!!
From NINA and Tamara
this song is so good and if all you idiots only have time to come on here and bash ashlee and make fun of her well get a life!!!