Arnold Schwarzenegger recently did his second reddit AMA, during which he invited those participating to ask him “some crazy questions.” Most of the questions are not crazy (“Of all the things you are famous for, which are you most proud of?”) (of all of the questions you could ask, how come you picked THE LAMEST?), so Arnold took matters into his own hands, responding to a mostly innocuous question about how scary the Predator is with a story about how one time he pooped his pants:
Donal: Did the Predator ever make you sh*t yourself? It did for me when I was younger.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: “Not because of the predator. But during the shooting of the movie, I got really sick in Puerto Vallerta. I will spare you the details, but while I was on a run, the runs hit. I ran to the side of the road and some cars driving by got quite the show.”
AahahahaahahaaAAHHHH! “I will spare you the details.” No you will not! WHAT details are you sparing us?! “Normally I would go into what I had eaten, what it looked like going in, and what it looked like coming out — the consistency, etc., — but let’s scrap that for now.” I love it. A+ AMA reply, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Not because you understood the question, because clearly you thought the question was JUST “have you ever pooped your pants,” but because you understood what we’d want in the answer. The story about pooping. Thank you! (Via Gamma Squad.)