Ahh, and so ends another week in paradise. I hope that when we come back next week — on Tuesday! — we’ll come back to a world that doesn’t focus so much on Shia LaBeouf or the Gosselins, and a world in which a purportedly feminist blog doesn’t throw away the last of its good graces on an odd pageview gamble against another woman. We’ll see! You never know what the world might bring. FINGERS X’D! We’ll see you on the other side, in any case. On Tuesday, like we said. We won’t be here on Monday. Love you, byeee.

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Benedict Cumberbatch And Aaron Paul In A Photograph Together Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5		R2D2, Esq. | Jan 10th	Score:22
		“I have Ivy League friends.” – hotspur
	Posted in: Man Retires From Public Life, Is Now Just A Man

#4		R2D2, Esq. | Jan 13th	Score:23
		It’s fun to imagine that the one hot dog just scored the game-winning touchdown and is being carried off the field in triumph by his teammates. It’s also fun to imagine eating a bunch of hot dogs.
	Posted in: If You’re Going To Be On The Internet All Day, You Have To Be Honest With Yourself About It

#3		aunt martha | Jan 16th	Score:26
		The Oscar nominated classic: Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa.
	Posted in: The 2014 Academy Award Nominees

#2		neverabadidea | Jan 15th	Score:30
		?
	Posted in: How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

#1		R2D2, Esq. | Jan 14th	Score:35
		I found out yesterday that the pizza place by my office no longer has their 2-slices-and-a-soda-for-$5 special, so I can really identify with rape survivors.
	Posted in: How About We All Agree To Just Never Compare Acting In Movies To Either Slavery Or War?

[Ed. Note: Wow, R2d2, Esq.! What a week! You couldn’t just pull out all five spots, though? Hmm. A little disappointing. Maybe try better next time! Congrats neverabadidea and aunt martha!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comments

#1		ghostchannels | Jan 16th	Score:-1
		that’s ming in the corner? *walks himself out*
	Posted in: The Family That Plays “Losing My Religion” Together Stays Together

[Ed. Note: I hope you learned your lesson.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

		catweazle | Jan 14th	Score:27
		YEAH BATCH!
	Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It?! Contest: Benedict Cumberbatch And Aaron Paul In A Photograph Together

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, catweazle! You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

		Dr. Feelgood | Jan 14th	Score:10
		By accident I called Pussy Riot the “Pussy Posse” the other day in conversation.
	Posted in: Leonardo DiCaprio Somehow Dodges Perfect Cocaine Gotcha Question

[Ed. Note: HAhahahahahaaaa. Very good, revealing blunder.]