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What Movie Monster Do You Want Your Significant Other To Dress Up As When He Or She Proposes To You?

By Kelly Conaboy / January 16, 2014 - 5:35 pm

Obviously it is both every man and woman’s dream to be proposed to by his or her significant other while the significant other is dressed as Predator and surrounded by, inexplicably, a Stormtrooper, a Starcraft medic, a Protoss High Templar, WHATEVER THAT EVEN IS, and Bumblebee from Transformers, but that dream scenario has already been taken by Zhao Ming and his girlfriend. “Oh, why don’t you just do that scenario twice?” UH, AND HOPE IT GOES VIRAL TWICE? Ah-hah. Yeah, okay. So it’s time to get back to the drawing board: what monster do you want to propose to you? This is what I’m thinking: I’m at a book store and there is a baby crying in a crib, not unlike the viral prank from yesterday. I look at it and think, “Is this a prank, or should I check on that baby?” I mull it over for a few minutes while the baby continues to cry. I check on the baby, knowing full well that it could be a prank, because I am a hero. A demon pops out of the crib, and it’s the baby from Rosemary’s Baby! (I mean, I just know it is. Relax.) IS IT A PRANK AFTER ALL?! “He has his father’s eyes,” says an old man behind me. I turn around. The old man motions to the crib. I look at the crib and, wait a second, that’s no demon, that’s my significant other! We post the video directly to YouTube, I say yes, and we live happily ever after. THE END. Was that your’s too, or do you have a different one?