New Year, Same Old (Perfect) News Bloopers
There is something comforting about knowing that even though we’re going to be filling in increasingly desperate question marks on all of our The Gym checks for the next few months, we’ll always be able to turn on whatever Internet viewing device that scientists will allow us to buy and watch a local news reporter fall down. So steady, they are, at not being steady. Maybe 2014, though, will be the year when we make the transition from the rather lengthy “bloopers” to the much simpler “bloops”? “Hey buddy, did you check out that new news bloop?” “Oh, the bloop where the reporter falls down and then keeps going? Yeah, I saw it on my KindlBot69, like, two days ago.” “Oh, so…Well. Okay.” #2014!