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The Lock In: The Scariest Movie (About Bringing A Porno Mag To A Church Lock In) Of Our Time

By Kelly Conaboy / December 16, 2013 - 1:55 pm

WARNING: We like to have fun here with scary movies and scary commercials and scary bugs, and aside from the bugs I really enjoy it, but I know there are some of you who don’t particularly like scary things. That’s fine. I want to be sensitive to that. So, before you click through, please be aware that the trailer after the jump does contain some things that might frighten you: hand-held camera footage, the idea of being locked inside of a church overnight for fun, the type of people you’d be locked in the church with, and porn magazines. Take a deep breath. This type of stuff isn’t for everyone! Even reading about it might have felt unpleasant, and I apologize if it did! Feel free NOT to click through and watch the trailer for The Lock In. No judgement. Except from God. And the demons that enter your soul through nude photographs.


AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PLEASE TRY TO REMEMBER THAT IT IS JUST A MOVIE — OR IS IT?! (Via ChristianNightmares.)