How To Make An Edible Apple Swan

How To Make An Edible Apple Swan

1. On the 16th day of Metageitnion, sacrifice the dearest thing in your life to the god Artemis.
2. Hunt and capture a swan, but be careful not to do so boastfully.
3. Care for your swan — alive or dead — and think of nothing but having an edible apple swan.
4. Pray to Artemis that she might fulfill the wish you keep in your heart.
5. Enjoy your edible apple swan.

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