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Whatever Is Underwater Is A Fucking Nightmare And We Should Stay Out Of It

By Kelly Conaboy / November 19, 2013 - 12:45 pm

Hey, whatever happened to minding our own business? Whatever happened to staying up on land, where we belong? Walking along the street, whistling to ourselves, thinking about our own on-land days? Whatever happened to being happy enough looking at all the disgusting stupid land bugs we have to deal with, and not even bothering with the horrifying awful sea bugs underneath all the water? Whatever happened to that?! WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE MANGNAPINNA SQUID, IDIOTS. From Deep Sea News:

Magnapinna squids are one of the deep-sea more ethereal creatures. Little is known of these squid as very few have ever been captured [Ed. Note: GOOD.], although over the last decade with the increased usage of remotely operated vehicles (ROV) and submersibles more and more video is emerging of them [Ed. Note: WHY?]. They are unusual in both that the fins are up to 90% of the length of the body, i.e. the mantle, and the ridiculously long length of the arms. The squid often will hold some of the arms at a 90˚ angles from the side of the body.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. Leave it alone! Worry about yourself! THIS VIDEO SHOULDN’T EXIST:

This world isn’t meant for us. Get out of the water. (Via DeepSeaNews.)