It’s so hard to know whom to trust these days. Like, remember when we all agreed to see The Fifth Estate together and only I went? That’s when I learned that I couldn’t trust you guys. That was hard enough, and now I apparently can’t even trust the nameless eyewitness that reported the Ryan Reynolds barf story to Radar Online?! UGGHH, this world is so difficult to navigate! From Vulture:

“I heard about that,” Reynolds told Vulture when we asked the whereabouts of his infamous sweater. “That is utterly made-up. I don’t know where that stuff comes from. It’s fantastic, it sounds like a great story.” In reality, it’s been decades since a girl vomited on him. “Someone threw up on me in fifth grade. That was the last time it happened. Sherry Piper, while we were square dancing. Trafalgar Elementary School. Yeah, that was the last time.”

OR CAN WE NOT TRUST RYAN REYNOLDS?! I don’t have any kind of real relationship with either Ryan Reynolds or the unnamed eyewitness who reported the barf story to Radar Online, so it’s hard for me to feel out which one of them is lying to us. I guess a question worth asking is, which has more to gain from their lie? Ryan Reynolds gains the idea that he possibly doesn’t wear sweaters without undershirts, like a lunatic. That’s a pretty big win. The unnamed eyewitness gains the status of whistleblower on one of the greatest red wine airplane celeb barf stories of our time, though, which is also a big win. Ugh, I just don’t know. Can someone contact the airline? The eyewitness says flight attendants “were seen giggling amongst themselves after the incident had taken place,” won’t one of them speak up, if they’re out there?! SOMEONE PLZ SOLVE THIS HOLLYWOOD BARF MYSTERY!!!