More like news BOO-pers! ‘Cause of how people got scared, and also ghosts! Thank you, goodnight! (Via BlameItOn.)
I’m glad no polar bears were hurt.
I always find it awkward and kind of annoying when the frighteners linger in character. Ya did yr job, congrats, now beat it, it’s over, you get no more attention.
Is the first one on there because it sounds like he says “Have you seen this shit?”
The zombie clips were a total shambles. ZING
is anyone going to be the ice cream baby for halloween
I thoroughly enjoyed the weatherman who threw his mic in the polar bear pool and the follow-up harassing. News anchors! They’re just like us!
Geez, lady at 3:30, Buzzkill McGhee much?
I am kind of stressed out about Halloween candy, you guys. I don’t want to buy gross corporate crap that tastes waxy and flavorless to me and is often related to child labor in South America, but I don’t want to spend $8 on dark chocolate that kids hate. Plus I really dislike the amount of waste that goes into the overpackaging, but I guess that can’t be helped. My cute neighbor kids just learned they’re allergic to dairy and gluten (actually allergic not yuppie allergic), so I’m not really sure what I can give out. Raisins? I DON’T WANT TO BE THE RAISIN HOUSE. Plus Halloween falls on Last Thursday, which means I’ll also get a lot of drunk 20-year-olds wandering in from the street festival. I almost want to bake some things my neighbor kids will like, skip town and go to the beach for a few days. Oh man, but then I’ll probably have to buy candy for beach kids and run into all my same moral candy dilemmas. Organic candy corn? Sigh.
I’ll make the neighbor kids good treats and then buy dark chocolate for me the parents going through the candy collection.
Mr. Sparkle and I always wind up buying too much candy and then November is just like a candy explosion in our house. But, we’re doing it for the kids. If it makes youngsters happy, we have to, right?
I LIKE TURTLES.
(also, awesome for another reason which is the clip was adressed on Opie & Anthony with Louis Ck)
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