Your First Winter Danger Warning Of The Fall Season

By Kelly Conaboy / September 18, 2013

“Aw, come on, winter danger?” you think. “Sure, you don’t want to slip on sidewalk ice on your way to work, but otherwise there’s a lot of fun to be had during the wintertime!” you say, strolling onto a frozen lake. “Like jumping into snow piles. What’s dangerous about that? Just a fun, fluffy snow pile that you can’t see the bottom of and that might be icy or just normal not-soft, because snow isn’t really that soft, especially when it’s in a big pile,” you shout as you pick up your sledgehammer and wave your other friend onto the ice with you. “And this game we play, where we stand on a frozen lake with our friend and take turns hitting the area in which they’re standing with a sledgehammer, to see who’s ice area will break first so they fall into the lake? It is just classic! Classic fun. You can’t have fun like this in the summer, winter, or fall. This is all winter, baby. Winter fun. Falling into a frozen lake,” you say, right before YOU FALL INTO A FROZEN LAKE.

[CAUTION: YOU SEE A BARE BUTT IN THIS VIDEO.]

Think once. Think twice. Think BE CAREFUL IN THE WINTERTIME, A LOT OF DANGER AWAITS YOU! (Via Cheezburger.)