ATTN: Robert Pattinson Has Revealed What He’s Looking For In A New Girlfriend!

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ATTN: Robert Pattinson Has Revealed What He’s Looking For In A New Girlfriend!

25/05/2012 File Photo of Robert Pattinson posing during a photo call for Cosmopolis at the 65th international film festival, in Cannes, southern France. See PA Feature FILM Pattinson. Picture credit should read: AP Photo/Francois Mori/PA Photos. WARNING: This picture must only be used to accompany PA Feature FILM Pattinson. UK REGIONAL PAPERS AND MAGAZINES, PLEASE REMOVE FROM ALL COMPUTERS AND ARCHIVES BY 25/06/2012.

Oh my god. You know how we’re pretty sure that if either of us ever met Robert Pattinson it would be just, like, love at first sight or whatever? For him? And how you said you know that he would be really into our personalities, and you just have this feeling from reading interviews and stuff that we’d get along really well? And I was like yeah, definitely? He would love us? And one of us would be his girlfriend, whichever one met him first? Well, look who just scored us an insider’s tip!!!! From Harper’s Bazaar Arabia, via Hollywood Life:

“It’s that thing…someone knowing who they are, it’s the best,” he tells the mag. “I guess because it is like the opposite of what I am; I am so all over the place.”

Rob goes on to say it’s not about the superficial details, like fancy clothes, but it’s all about having confidence.

“If someone looks good in their clothes, it’s because they are comfortable in their own skin,” he says. “It’s literally just like owning it. … Oh no! That is so lame, I feel like I am on Project Runway saying ‘own that.’”

OH MY GOD. Girl, this is exactly us! SOUND THE LOVE ALARM, BECAUSE, UH, I THINK WE HAVE A LOVE MATCH! All we have to do now is figure out a way to meet Robert Pattinson, show him how confident we look in whatever, and wait to see which one he picks. Oh my god, I would be so happy for you if he picked you. Seriously. Like, no, seriously. No hard feelings AT ALL if he picks you. I definitely think, I don’t know, just from reading what he said it sounds more like me if that makes sense but really I would be so happy for you if he picked you for whatever reason. It’s all about ONE of us falling in love with Robert. We can heal his wounds! Robert, wait for us!!!!!

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