Choosing A Love Interest For Zack Snyder’s Batman

By Kelly Conaboy / September 5, 2013

Batman and someone sitting in a tree, WHO – IS – IT – GO – ING – TO – BE?! (Perfect.) Latino Review recently got a hold of the casting breakdown for Batman’s love interest in the upcoming Batman Vs. Superman, and here it is, via /Film:

They’re looking for someone in their late 20s and are open to all ethnicities. They’re being very specific and looking for an actress who is both tall and possesses physicality.

Uh, wait. I thought Superman was going to be Batman’s love interest in Batman Vs. Superman?! Oh boy. Superman is going to be so upset when he sees this casting breakdown. Especially when what he was expecting was: “Someone with an age that (according to Wikipedia) varies between 29 and 35, hair like Superman, white (non-negotiable), strong, wears Superman suit, same height as Superman, loves Batman, just wants to see Batman happy.” This is going to make filming ah-little awkward! But now that we know the rules, who should play Ben Batman’s love interest? (Remember that they have to be in their late 20s.) (Batman doesn’t like OLDS.)

MANDY MOORE?

AUDRINA PATRIDGE?

THIS CUTE BIRD?

MIRANDA KERR?

SNEAKER WEDGES?

ANNIE CLARK AKA ST. VINCENT?

MINI CAT COUCH?

HOW ABOUT MINI DOG COUCH?

Uggghh, I just don’t know! What do you think? Obviously there are a lot of great choices that I didn’t even mention like Highlighting Blush, Fall Wardrobe, Candy Bar, Mila Kunis In High Heels, Full-Length Mirror, etc. Who is your next top Batman’s love interest? Should it just be Beyonce?