Michael Bay posted this perfect photo recently on MichaelBay.com. I know you might be thinking, “Uh, why do we need to caption this perfect photo of Michael Bay and the cast and crew of Transformers 4 when it is obvious that the cast and crew are all thinking, ‘God, I wish I were Michael Bay!’ and that Michael Bay is thinking, ‘Damn, it’s good to be Michael Bay’?” UH, BECAUSE WE DON’T KNOW WHAT THE ALIEN PYRAMID IS THINKING, DUH! Hellooooo. What is it thinking?!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and nothing else because you’ve already gotten your reward in this photo. (Image /Film.)