Oh, to be at a point in your life where you openly muse over which celebrity would play you in your biopic because you are actually in the process of making your own biopic. What a dream. And to have two hot young writers on the job? C’mon! From Zap2It:
A Hulk Hogan biopic is in the very early days of production. The wrestling star read a four-page treatment penned by a duo he describes as “hot young writers” and liked it so much that he told them to go ahead and write a full script. While that doesn’t mean it will necessarily end up becoming a movie, Hogan at least has a good idea of who he’d like to play a younger version of himself.
“We need a serious, serious actor that knows what he’s doing. You know who I thought would be good? That guy that did that action movie, ‘Thor,'” Hogan tells the Cape Breton Post, meaning Chris Hemsworth.
“I was reading the Cape Breton Post this morning and I came across something very interesting…” – Chris Hemsworth’s agent. “YOU’RE KIDDING!” Sure, Thor would be a fine choice for this Hulk Hogan biopic that may or may not actually be a thing, who knows, but is he the best choice? Could we not perhaps think of a few choices that would be a better choice? I think we could!
Mickey Rourke As Randy “The Ram” Robinson?
Those might all be better, I think! Right? Or can you think of another option? I’m pretty sure I covered all of the possible good options, but if I missed one let me know!