Headline Of The Day: “Hugh Jackman: I Have Sex Dressed As Wolverine”

By Kelly Conaboy / July 25, 2013

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. From The Sun:

WITHOUT wanting to sound too camp, HUGH JACKMAN doesn’t struggle in the looks or body department. But the Aussie actor still keeps his missus interested in the sack — by wearing his full Wolverine outfit, including the blades.

A dangerous business when it comes to tuning the radio upstairs, and I won’t even go downstairs.
And it’s just as well he has a few sheckles in his bank account, because their antics cost a fortune in ripped bed sheets.

Hugh’s wife DEBORRA-LEE FURNESS says the costume has some uses outside the bedroom too, including the kitchen, where it’s ideal for making salads.

Asked what it’s like to live with Hugh in full Wolverine mode, Deborra-Lee said: “Oh my God, it’s dreadful! Always with the claws. I’m like, ‘Mix the salad. Put them to use, come on!’”

Hugh interrupted: “The sheets we go through…” Let’s hope he pops the props in the dishwasher between jobs.

Haha oh, so, for real no? Hugh Jackman never said “I have sex dressed as Wolverine,” and it’s just a thing that you’re going to go WAY DEEP into imagining for a few lines before throwing to the real quote, which has very little to do with anything you mentioned previous to it? NOT COOL, THE SUN! How dare you get our hopes up that Hugh Jackman has sex dressed as Wolverine, whatever that would even mean. How would he keep the blades on? I feel like it would end up meaning that he just had sex with his Wolverine wig on, which is not much of a thing. Right? IF I’M GOING TO HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT, TOO, WE MIGHT AS WELL GET INTO IT! AND NEXT TIME, THE SUN, PLEASE MAKE IT EASIER TO UNDERSTAND, YOU ARE TRYING TO BE TOO CREATIVE WITH YOUR WORD CHOICES!