Powerful stuff. Very interesting and thought-provoking question, I’m sure. How long do you think this debate lasted? Trick question. It’s still going. If you turn on CNN right now and for the rest of time they will just be trying to untangle the rhetorical knots of our modern society. It’s almost impossible to tell which of these words is worse. Hmmmmmm. UGH, I HATE BRAIN TEASERS. You’d need some kind of genius to solve this Sphinx’s Riddle. This is like OUR generation’s Kobayashi Maru. Good luck to everyone. Show your work.

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