“Bored of being in a dark room, she flips on the light, opens the door and bails. This particular episode takes place at 1am.“
Oh no, “good job” is totally 100% what I was going to say too. (Thanks for the tip, Robert.)
And all this time we were sitting here worrying about our future robot overlords when we should have been worried about our future serpentine slave drivers.
HOLY MOTHER OF GAWD I expected a really clever and/or annoying cat. Oh horrible wonder of wonders.
I hate this so much.
That snake is going to break into my house and steall all my valuables, I know it. I’ve been saying it for years: You can’t trust a snake. They’re cold-blooded.
Snakes, schmakes. Call me when the centipedes learn to open doors and then we’ll talk nightmares.
I thought that was a very large summer squash and I thought, “Why would you prop a giant squash against a door like that where it could fall on AAAAAAAHHHHHH!”
Thank goodness it wasn’t a summer squash!! I wouldn’t want my fear of them to get in the way of my enjoyment of them.
Snakes coming out of closets…what’s next, snake marriage?!?
May 10th was Whacking Day. Can we have a do-over?
“Veni Vidi Vissssssi” Julius the Snake
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