This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

“Trailer, trailer, trailer, ooooh, like trailer, trailer, trailer, oooooh, like trailer, trailer, trailer, ooooh, I thought you’d always be mine.” – Gabe Delahaye. (Feat. Justin Bieber.) We have a couple for you today including a The Hangover for olds, so let’s get to them! WHILE WE’RE STILL YOUNGISH!

As I Lay Dying

Hahahahaaaaaa. James Franco is really living the dream of every guy who couldn’t decide whether to major in English or Film or not go to college and just create shitty art in a loft somewhere. But that isn’t to say that this doesn’t look fine. I think it does-ish! Tim Blake Nelson! Danny McBride! William Faulkner! AMERICA’S DIRECTOR, JAMES FRANCO! Chances are it won’t be good, but I don’t think it doesn’t NOT have a chance. Right?

Fruitvale Station

Michael B Jordan! Yes.

About Time

“What if you could relive every moment until it was perfect?” UH, I KNOW WHAT IF, AND IT’S CALLED GROUNDHOG DAY, AND IT WAS PERFECT THE FIRST TIME! (JK kind of.) (I get that they are different.) (This one doesn’t have Bill Murray in it.) I don’t think I will ever see this movie, but I won’t begrudge people who do. Will he kill his dad or will he marry the lady?! TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


This series is not for me. Is it for you?

Last Vegas

The one thing I always didn’t like about The Hangover series — just this one thing, everything else about it I’ve always thought was perfect — is that the dudes in it weren’t my grandpa enough. Thank you, Last Vegas!