GHOST ON FILM! GHOST ON FILM! GHOST ON FILM!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Phew. Okay. Breathe. I’m sorry to alarm you with this video of a ghost so early in the morning. Please, if you haven’t finished your coffee yet, I urge you to do so before clicking through to the evidence of paranormal activity at Exmouth Rugby Club. If you have a gulp of coffee in your mouth currently, do swallow it or empty your mouth into a garbage can. DO NOT SPIT THE COFFEE AT YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN. While this evidence of some form of life after death will shock you and change your life and also the way you think about death, it is not worth ruining a computer monitor. “I don’t believe in ghosts, though, so probably I’ll just leave the coffee in my mouth and see what happens,” you might be thinking, and I hardly even want to help you out, you seem like a goddamn foolish jerk, but please I MUST urge you once again to do what needs to be done with the coffee currently in your mouth. Maybe put it back into your coffee cup? Whatever you want to do. Place one hand firmly in front of your face so you may cover your eyes if necessary and let’s WATCH THIS GHOST!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BELL! The owner of Exmouth Rugby Club, Frank Bright, is not convinced, saying:
“The bell ringing on its own is pretty odd, I’ll give you that,” he said, “And one of the girls was quite freaked out.
“But I’m a bit more level-headed and I’m sure there’s some way to explain it; I just can’t put my finger on it at the moment.
“There was one time I was here on my own and I heard a whistle. I turned round and shouted ‘hello, hello’ but there was no-one here.
“You hear voices every now and then but it could just be someone outside. The walls are made of wood but pretty thin.
UHHHHHH. SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY OPEN AND SHUT GHOST CASE TO ME! So, what do you guys think you’re going to be like when you’re ghosts? Are you going to watch people while they’re in the bathroom? You shouldn’t. Are you going to scare people? I think I’m probably going to try to scare people all the time. Just whistling and ringing bells and writing my name on the walls and pulling down people’s pants and whatever else my spirit can muster. I can’t wait to be a ghost! (Via Abroath.)