Gabe isn’t here today, but if he were here I’m sure he would want me to tell you that it has been a wonderful week and that he hopes you all have a wonderful weekend. “TGIF,” he’d probably say. “Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Everybody’s looking forward to the weekend.” – What Gabe would say. Man, it’s like he IS here! “Watch Game of Thrones and Mad Men this weekend. Is Justified still on? I’m Gabe. KELLY RULES!” Classic. Anyway, have a good weekend! Love you, bye!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Wait, Stan Rizzo From Mad Men Was In BOP Magazine?! Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choices.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5		father time | Apr 30th	Score:42
		“heinz-sight is 57/57.”
	Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Wait, Stan Rizzo From Mad Men Was In BOP Magazine?!

#4		catweazle | Apr 30th	Score:44
		“What am I, chopped liver?” – Vincent Kartheiser
	Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Wait, Stan Rizzo From Mad Men Was In BOP Magazine?!

#3		topknot | Apr 30th	Score:52
		There’s always money in the banana scam.
	Posted in: That’s Your Boyfriend: The Man Who Lost His Life Savings On A Carnival Game, Dreadlock Banana

#2		catweazle | Apr 29th	Score:60
		“If there was a way for diet Snapple to be homophobic.” You’d be surprised!
	Posted in: The Videogum Movie Club: Pain & Gain

#1		martinmegs | Apr 29th	Score:63
		I guess it’s true, you only find something after you stop looking for it.
	Posted in: The Videogum Movie Club: Pain & Gain

[Assoc. Ed. Note: To this day I am upset that I did not say, “There’s always money in the banana scam.” Great job, guys. If it were possible for multiple people to be the best, you would all be the best. But there isn’t, so only martinmegs is. Congrats, martinmegs!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1		facetaco | Apr 30th	Score:-17
		I think he’s got his new slogan! “Enjoy life while you can, because sooner or later, the years are going to ketchup. http://www.marketingmel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/heinz-ketchup-old-bottle.jpg Heinz-sight is always 20/20.”
	Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Wait, Stan Rizzo From Mad Men Was In BOP Magazine?!

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Hahahah. Terrible. You deserve this.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

		catweazle | Apr 30th	Score:44
		“What am I, chopped liver?” – Vincent Kartheiser
	Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Wait, Stan Rizzo From Mad Men Was In BOP Magazine?!

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, catweazle! You earned it.]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

		That One | 4:07pm	Score:12
		I’m worried about Calvin, you guys.
	Posted in: SOUND THE PARENT ALARM!

[Assoc. Ed. Note: We all are.]