Tila Tequila Creating Energy Balls And Electricity

Tila Tequila Creating Energy Balls And Electricity

There have always been crazy people in need of medical attention. Always. Maybe one of the biggest differences between the way things are now and the way things used to be, besides the existence of medical attention, which is a big difference, is that before medical attention was invented, the go-to treatment was to fill the person’s pockets full of stones and throw them into the closest river. So people kept a really tight lid on that shit. You didn’t want to have the town fill your pockets full of stones and throw you into the river unless you were absolutely sure that you needed that kind of help with your brain worms. Nowadays, we give medicine to people who don’t even need it, so I guess the crazy people must figure that they better take advantage of YouTube while they still can, before the Mind Police come and shove their NANOBOTS down their throats. One of those people is Tila Tequila, who used to have a SHOW on TELEVISION because of her many friends on MYSPACE, just to give you a sense of how the world is constantly evolving because that was in 2007 which is NOT that long ago. And if the court would like to take my statement on why I, as a medically trained doctor jk but just a human being with eyes and ears, suggested that the hospital strap her to a gurney and not undo the straps until she was fit as a fiddle, I would point to Exhibit 69: this video she made herself and uploaded in which she spends seven and a half minutes demonstrating her incredible ability to create energy balls and electricity with her laser fingers:

During the Salem Witch Trials, innocent women were put to death simply because little girls were being assholes, so I do think that the world is a better place now, but perhaps we could take even just like two seconds more time in whatever deliberation process we have before we decide to make shows about mentally ill people finding love, and give them help BEFORE national attention, and then after they have received treatment, if we just still really want to give them a show where they find love we can have that conversation when the time comes. (Thanks for the tip, Brad.)

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