Walk into the club I’m like what up I got a big pogs!
It’s been awhile since I rapped at you kids who I am going to say that I treat like adults even though I really still treat you almost entirely like kids, because you are kids not adults, and it is not until you are truly adults, with your regular visits to a dermatologist to prevent skin cancer, and your ridiculous attempts at drawing up an actual budget for yourself in an attempt to balance your expenses with your actual income that I won’t even have to say anything. That’s the thing about being an adult, people don’t say stuff like “I’m going to treat you like an adult,” because they just are adults, and they just treat each other normal. There are no adults who are “very mature for their age.”
BUT YO, I DIGRESS LOLZ. Got some pretty exciting and also dope news for you guys today. What would you do if I told you that I’ve got a brand new image from the upcoming Hunger Games movie, Catching Fire? Would you poop into your pants like a little baby, or would you quietly excuse yourself to the nearest office bathroom, lock yourself in a stall, and scream silently, just as you do on most days? Trick question, Mr. Pibb! Anyway, stop hallway swimming and check out this brand new image. You are about to lose your mind, up in here, up in here. You guys listen to DMX? Is he “rad”?
AHHHHHHHHHH CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE THIS IMAGE? I KNOW THAT WE ARE ALL EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE, BUT IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE EVEN MORE EXCITED NOW? THE LITTLE GIRLS ARE HUGGING!!!!!! I’M ALREADY IN LINE WHO ELSE IS IN LINE YOU BETTER GET IN LINE THIS MOVIE IS TOO HOT TO HANDLE TOO COLD TO HOLD! RIGHT? BOBBY BROWN? GUYS? BOBBY BROWN THOUGH? #SICKAWESOME #WICKEDNEAT