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Is Blake Lively Seriously RUINING OUR LIFE Right Now?!

By Kelly Conaboy / April 5, 2013 - 12:30 pm

It’s crazy how selfish some people can be, you know? You try to be empathetic, you try not to judge, but sometimes it seems heartbreakingly futile. You try to think that human beings are generally good, but then something like this happens and…I don’t know. It just gets a little more difficult. Right? It’s like, just give us a fucking Gossip Girl movie already! GIVE US WHAT WE WANT. From Star Magazine, via Celebitchy:

Blake Lively is infuriating her former Gossip Girl castmates by refusing to take part in a big-screen adaptation!

“She’s being pressured on all sides to sign on,” reports a spy close to the cast, “but she thinks it’s a terrible idea and is desperate to avoid the project.”

Blake’s ex-colleagues are begging her to reconsider.

“Blake feels terrible for them, because she knows some are desperate for work, but she says she’s doing them all a favor… she’s convinced a Gossip Girl flick would flop even worse than her other movies, Green Lantern and Savages. She’s sticking to her guns on this one.”

“I’m convinced a Gossip Girl flick would flop even worse than my other movies, Green Lantern and Savages.” -Blake Lively. Hahah. She’s famously candid and very hard on herself. Relax, girl! And also: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY RUINING OUR LIFE RIGHT NOW, BLAKE LIVELY?! How dare you keep us from getting the Gossip Girl movie we deserve, and how dare you keep your former coworkers from squeezing every last dollar they can out of this franchise. There are so many questions left unanswered! Like, ahh, where did Chuck’s son buy his tiny suit? And uhh, what, umm, does…Blaire…do…now? How’s Blaire’s dad? “NOT ENOUGH!” Haha. Does he still say “not enough”? Is there a new Gossip Girl, maybe? Is it still Dan? What’s Dan’s dad’s waffle recipe? Will anyone fucking ever make a Videogum reference? BLAKE, PLEASE RECONSIDER, THE FANS NEED ANSWERS!