The best thing about screwing something up instantly and irrevocably is that you get to stop trying! And never try again, please! (Via SayOMG.)
This is why we can’t have nice things.
This just makes me so mad. No joke.
“Dad, don’t try and slide down the railing of the escalator”
“Nonsense, you just don’t want to admit that I’m just as cool as you are”
“Ok, sure dad, go ahead then….”
Boy, that escalated quickly.
The fact that he’s somebody’s dad infuriates me the most.
Wait, what’s a helicopter? is this a thing I have to learn? Is this the new harlem shake?
When I got off the Metro last night, I saw some kid walk around with his shoelaces untied, apparently as a fashion statement. He ended up getting his laces stuck in the up escalator, and spent a good 30-40 seconds pulling them out of the stairs. I never thought in less than 24 hours I would see something more idiotic happen on an escalator.
Remember when those assholes made that rope swing on that natural landmark in Utah and then made a stupid YouTube video about it? And it was filled with shitty Jason Mraz music and everyone was supposed to feel really good and young and free but really they were all like inches away from getting a spinal injury?
Yeah, someone just killed themselves doing a viral stunt on that landmark with a rope bridge. Not on purpose.
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