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Gary Busey Talks About Horny Hobbits And Writes A Song For Usher

Gabe Delahaye | March 1, 2013 - 11:45 am

It is barely worth mentioning at this point when Gary Busey says something crazy. Would it be worth mentioning that the sun was shining or that rain was wet? And yet, actually, if you think about it, whether or not the sun is shining or the rain is wet makes up 90 PERCENT OF WHAT WE ALL TALK ABOUT EVERY DAY. So yes, you would. And I’m sorry, but when you are stuck in a sprawling traffic jam because there is an accident up ahead and everyone is rubbernecking the smoking pile-up, you can rant and rave all you want from a half mile away about the disgusting aspect of human nature and how if everyone would just respect the victims’ privacy and mind their own business and drive at a reduced but reasonable pace traffic jams like this wouldn’t even exist, but when it is your turn to you look I know for a fact that you look, you LIAR. You look a little bit. Everyone looks. You know how I know? BECAUSE THAT IS WHY THE TRAFFIC JAM IS THERE. What I’m saying is imagine there was a human car accident that stretched out along the road for miles and miles and years and years, blood and smoke billowing out of its twisted mouth, and you are a respectable person just trying to make it home before your order from Boston Market gets cold, so you do your best not to be looking constantly, but sometimes you do have to look, because we are all made of star stuff and apparently what the star stuff wants is to look. And that years long human traffic accident’s name? Gary Busey.

Nothing to see here, folks! Move along now and let us do our jobs.