INTERNET PRANKERS ARRESTED, PHASE ONE NOW COMPLETE

By Gabe Delahaye / February 22, 2013

A group of friends in Australia who have been filming “YouTube pranks” for years (whatever that even means) have been arrested after witnesses believed their latest “abduction prank” was real and called the police. (Guys! How many times do I need to tell you this? Pranks are the worst! Do not listen to Jimmy Kimmel, he is wrong!)

This completes Phase One. Now that people who film “YouTube pranks” (again: what?) have been arrested, a precedent has been established. This sets the stage for Phase Two: arrest everyone who has ever posted anything to the Internet*. Phase Three: arrest everyone who has ever used the Internet. Phase Four: burn the Internet to the ground. Phase Five: sleep the sleep of the just. (Via Abroath.)

*I know this includes me, and I’ll happily serve my time. STOP SNITCHING.