A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The Return Of Community
Kelly: Heyyyyyyyy, Gabe
Gabe: hey kelly
Gabe: hi, how are you?
Kelly: Are you tired?
Gabe: next question
Kelly: I didn’t really have another one planned
Kelly: How are you?
Gabe: i’m ok
Gabe: next question
Kelly: Wow jeeze ok umm
Kelly: Are you excited for Community to come back tonight?
Gabe: not anymore
Gabe: not since the NYT ripped it a new one
Gabe: apparently the new season has too many close ups
Gabe: so forget it
Gabe: why are they even going to air these episodes?
Gabe: if they’re just all close ups?
Kelly: ??? I don’t know, that sounds awful
Kelly: Also they say that it’s, like
Kelly: REALLY loud now?
Kelly: Loud close-ups
Gabe: the show used to be quiet for a show
Gabe: says the new york times
Gabe: which makes sense, oh for sure
Gabe: what a quiet show
Gabe: when i think of Community i think “pretty quiet actually”
Gabe: you’d be surprised!
Gabe: you’re probably thinking
Gabe: well, i’ve seen the show, and quiet is not even close to one of the words i would use to describe it
Gabe: but the joke is on you, that show was super quiet
Gabe: the new york times is a newspaper
Gabe: you idiot
Kelly: It’s funny how your memory can be so incorrect about things like that
Gabe: that is why whenever i watch a show
Gabe: i try and read a newspaper about it
Gabe: to let me know what i saw
Kelly: That’s very smart
Kelly: I have a lot to learn from you still
Gabe: are you playing a community drinking game tonight?
Gabe: just kidding
Gabe: drink every time something would mkae a GREAT animated GIF
Gabe: drink every time everyone is like, so mad at Britta
Kelly: Drink every time Troy and Abed.
Gabe: drink every time Troy and Abed
Gabe: good game
Gabe: well played
Gabe: how did people obsess over sitcoms as if they were important before twitter and tumblr?
Kelly: Got haircuts about them I guess
Kelly: “GIVE ME THE BRITTA”
Gabe: you WOULD get the britta
Kelly: No doy I would get the Britta
Gabe: you’re such a britta
Kelly: You’re such a Pierce
Kelly: “Please say Jeff please say Jeff”
Kelly: that was you just now
Gabe: you’re ridiculous
Gabe: i hope this attitude
Gabe: gets you extra bread
Gabe: on the bread line
Gabe: also who wants to be jeff?
Kelly: You would hope no one
Kelly: But I’m sure so many people
Gabe: “God, I wish I was a self-involved disbarred lawyer forced to go to community college with a bunch of self-referential post-modern caricatures of sitcom tropes.” said some dude’s hairstyle
Kelly: “I wish Troy was the only other character available for the girl characters to like in my life.”
Kelly: Do you think Dan Harmon is going to be watching tonight
Kelly: What will he think??
Gabe: he’ll probably be like
Kelly: “WHY IS IT SO LOUD?”
Gabe: TOO MANY CLOSE UPS
Gabe: AT LEAST BRITTA IS STILL ANNOYING
Gabe: THEY STAYED TRUE TO MY DREAM OF BRITTA BEING ANNOYING
Kelly: AT LEAST ABED STILL KNOWS WHAT A TV IS
Kelly: AT LEAST SCHOOL STILL
Gabe: BUT OTHERWISE NO THANK YOU
Kelly: That poor baby.
Gabe: this too shall pass, dan harmon
Gabe: one day at a time
Gabe: for 13 days or whatever
Kelly: Please just try to ignore the noise
Kelly: All of the celebratory banging together of pots and pans in the streets
Gabe: yeah, definitely stay off twitter
Gabe: and out of the streets
Gabe: that goes for everyone
Gabe: tonight and every night
Kelly: TUMBLRS OK THOUGH?
Gabe: well we aren’t barn animals