How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Ugh, please, do not even TRY to start telling me how your day was right now. We’ll get to it in a minute, but you’ve got to hold your tongue while I tell you the story about a TRULY bad day, so you don’t feel embarrassed when you’re like, “Ugh, I walked outside this morning and saw that someone smashed the window of my car. Nothing was stolen from it, but it still really sucks because I’ve been unemployed for a while and I don’t know how I’ll get the money to fix it, plus my boyfriend broke up with me last night, and there have been a bunch of health issues in my family popping up lately and we’ve never really had insurance–” SHHH! SHHH! SHHH! SOMEONE (CHET HAZE) ACTUALLY HAD A BAD DAY TODAY, SO PLEASE SHOW SOME HIM SOME RESPECT! It all started when he first realized he couldn’t find his iPad. Had someone stolen it? Had he simply misplaced it? Who knows. All he knew was that it was missing and that he had to get it back. In an effort to do just that, Chet updated his fans (his fans) with a tweet explaining that first of all, yes, he was serious (?), and that he still hadn’t found it. He included the hashtag #TeamFindChetsiPad. Throughout scattered tweets about integrity and still believing that people are “mostly good,” Chet kept the faith, updating us again that it was still missing and that #TeamFindChetsiPad should still be on the case. Would he ever get it back? Who had stolen Chet Haze’s iPad, and was it out of malice? Greed? The thoughts going through his head during these moments — well, I hope none of us ever have to experience them. Then he found it on a chair in his apartment. BUT IT STILL SOUNDS LIKE HE HAD A PRETTY BAD DAY! #TeamFindChetsiPad #FOREVER Now, if you think you aren’t going to sound foolish answering this question: HOW WAS YOUR DAY?!