The Pussy Posse (Gross, Sorry) Is Back, Now Featuring Jonah Hill!

By Gabe Delahaye / February 5, 2013

It was pretty hard when the original Pussy Posse (gross, sorry) broke up (Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, Q-Tip, Harmony Korine, and David Blaine, according to this source. Ladies, please verify). But when God closes a Pussy Posse (gross, sorry) he opens a Pussy Posse (gross, sorry) with Jonah Hill now. It is being reported that Leonardo DiCaprio is getting the boys back together (cc @DougEllin) and they hit up Miami this weekend for some staring at babes from balconies and also for some clubbin’! From PageSix:

Jonah Hill and Gerard Butler made it rain, literally, at Miami club Story on Friday. The pair — along with Leonardo DiCaprio, Mel Gibson and Bradley Cooper — rolled in with three guards, spies said, and then grabbed a 4-foot water gun in the DJ booth to “take turns shooting water over the dance floor” as Erick Morillo spun. The gang of five stars has been spotted together hitting venues in Miami, including Villa Azur, co-owned by Halle Berry’s fiancé, Olivier Martinez. On Saturday, Berry and Martinez even joined Hill and Butler’s dude posse, and they all hit LIV at Fontainebleau, where a spy says Berry tried to convince Martinez to join her on the dance floor, and finally gave up.

What a night to remember that must have been! Gerard Butler AND Jonah Hill “making it rain” in a night club with Mel Gibson also hanging out and Halle Berry’s boyfriend ignoring her and also GUARDS. So fun. Everyone got it so wet, sorry, guys, I don’t know how to talk about this story without feeling the need to constantly apologize but also WE CAN’T NOT TALK ABOUT THIS STORY. The boys are back!!!!! (Speaking of boys, have you been reading the Entourage Movie Tumblr? Do.) Leo’s motto is: “If me and my friends don’t get fucked soon, I’m going to complain.” Who can’t relate to friendship and finding true love? Life is magic. Enjoy it. (R.I.P. David Blaine–Pusse Posse 2000.)